I’d just like to toot my own horn here for a brief moment.
Some of you awesome people have gone the extra mile for me, tossing me votes left and right all over Humor-Blogs.com. For that, you have my undying love because…

…look!

I’m the second biggest geek ever!

And in the Crude Blog category, guess who took 4th place? Okay, guess again, it’s ME!

And, best of all, guess who’s #1 in the funny picture department? No, not Steven Colbert’s graphic design team….ME! Look!!

Thus begs the question:

So where’s the movie deal??  Someone?  Anyone?  Damnit, I didn’t get those teeth-whitening strips just to sit here and look pretty in my own little office!  Why are the agents not beating down my door?  Oh well, I guess I’ll go back to being a douchebag until George Lucas gives me a ring.

Anyways, I know that just because I’m ranked up high, that doesn’t make me any better of a blogger than any other bloggers, I just happen to post 14000 entries each day and vote for my own entries every time.  See?  I can be modest or whatever it’s called when you feign a bit to make yourself seem not so awesome.  Or wait, isn’t that called “humbility” or something?  I have no idea.  Someone enlighten me here.

I’d like to thank you guys for voting me up there, you’re all awesome.  You know who you are.  (Even if you didn’t vote, you’re still 90% awesome.)

And for the rest of you that didn’t vote, I’m still accepting financial contributions to my war on Humor-Blogs.com.  $25 will get you a new set of golf clubs and a gallon of what might be my urine.  (Not sure what that is, it’s been in my fridge for over a year now.)