Today I saw one of your cars out on the highway during my Sunday drive. Your logo reminded me of the Olympic rings, but your car reminded me of boiled potatoes: good I suppose, but nothing exciting.
So tell me, Audi, where did you come from? Were you a late German addition to the quasi-luxury car race?? I know you’ve been around a long time, but you’ve never really caught my eye in the past. There is nothing exciting about you, Audi, but then again, you’re probably built a lot better than my American made Sunfire which has parts falling off it and fails to brake properly on most occasions.
Oh I’m sure you’re a fine automobile, but really, you should fuck off. I’ve seen the people that drive you – nouveau riche and smelling of “anal sex with foreign racquetball instructor,” but I’m hardly impressed. Yes yes, I’m certain you have leather seats and a fancy stick shift that moves in all sorts of unusual directions, but again, there’s no real reason for you to exist.
Also, if you put an ‘o’ at the end of your name you might sound halfway cool.
Thank you for your time.
“Audio” the triumphant greeting from Mr Hankey, in Sussex.
Boiled potatoes? Dude – you’re insane. Audis are FUCKING AMAZING feats of automobile engineering, Have you ever seen the R8? Go look at it here , then have a look at the TT sport, and then please kick your own ass for me. The model you saw was probably an older A-series model made in the 90s (the cheap consumer models aren’t much to look at), because anyone who knows anything about cars will call you a girly-man for writing such crap.
Signed,
An Audi fan who just called you a girly-man.
I happen to think all under 100K luxury cars are shite – BMW’s, Mercedes, Audis, Lexuses, man they’re plain uninspired looking overpriced crap! Here’s what I think of when I think of Audi: http://www.justmorecars.com/cat_img/abt/2008-audi_as5/800×600/abt-audi_as5_2008_800x600_wallpaper_03.jpg . $65000 for that? It makes me want to kill myself.
The R8 looks cool though, I’ve never seen it before.
If you pay 50k for a car, you should be getting something exciting and tough looking like THIS! http://images.automotive.com/cob/factory_automotive/images/Features/auto_shows/2006_LAAS/2006_Chrysler_300_C DUB_front.jpg
Or this! http://80.109.240.72/t.kalisz3/modele/datsun.jpg