Woman Tricked Into Posing For Foot Fetish Web Site
‘I’ve Been Duped,’ Vancouver Woman Says
VANCOUVER, Wash. — A Vancouver woman said she discovered Tuesday that a man with a foot fetish had tricked her into posing as a foot model.
Shannon Caicedo, who owns a futon and bed store in the Vancouver Mall, said a man named Tracy came into her store last month and told her he needed video and pictures of feet for a school project.
“He said, ‘I’m with the reflexology school and we’re trying to get some pictures of people’s feet,’” Caicedo said.
Woman Tricked Into Posing For Foot Fetish Web Site – Portland News Story – KPTV Portland.
Okay, I’m going out on a limb here at the risk of losing a large portion of my devout readers who are undoubtedly perverted and overly sensitive:
“I don’t get foot fetishes.”
What’s with people’s feet that makes them something to spank the monkey over? Like there are some toes, hmm, toenails, an arch, a couple of hairs…and, umm, nothing else really.
It’s not like a foot houses any reproductive organs even – the last time I checked my foot, there wasn’t a vagina or even a penis attached. I just checked again, nope, nothing there that could potentially wet itself with excitement or be worked in a dark smokey club to pay for a college education.
In fact, one could argue that a foot is perhaps the least attractive part of the human anatomy. When you walk around barefoot like I do, the foot is bound to pick up some sort of STD or lymphoma or scabies or leprosy or something. It’s routinely shoved in a shoe, which is rarely washed or wiped out and usually stanks like you’d imagine Rosie O’Donnell does after rolling around naked in liver. And often times people have little wedge shaped smallest toes that are quite unappealing when compared to other toes.
I suppose that’s it – the grossness of the foot is it’s desirable feature? I just don’t understand, and that’s okay with me. To each their own (and someone else’s in the above story, I suppose).
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to writing a letter to the Armpit Licking Association of North America. I’m doing an feature article on how different types of deodorant taste. Did you know that Ladies’ Speed Stick tastes like mango? Damn that gets me hot. Bowchickawowow.
“usually stanks like you’d imagine Rosie O’Donnell does after rolling around naked in liver”
Jesus.
I was eating.
I don’t get the foot fetish thing either. I get the foot phobia thing though. Some people should have to wear socks, no matter what.
Yes, I am determined to keep my current position in the top commenters.
I couldn’t agree more with this foot fetish post. Yeah, not so much into feet. I hope someone who reads your blog is into feet though, they could explain it to us.
We were just talking about this last night. It makes zero sense.
Oh, and I’ve always thought the word “scabies” was a fun word. I just looked it up because I wasn’t sure what it was. Now I think it’s even MORE fun!
Dammit! I should have broken that last one into two separate comments!
Franki: I don’t get the foot phobia thing myself either. What’s so bad about feet aside from the callouses, corns, and blisters?
Word. I don’t get it either.
Foot porn is gross, dude. I like to take the old lady and defecate on her every so often, but that’s as weird as I get.
Yeah, I’ve never heard it said before, but you’re absolutely right, foot fetishes are ridiculous. Personally, I’m turned on by nostrils. That makes a lot more sense because, to indulge my fetish, I don’t have to talk anyone into taking anything off … something I’ve not had a lot of success at in my life.
I’m perverted and overly sensitive but I don’t get it, either. Gross.
I think I might have just met that very same guy! My kid had a friend over and when her Dad picked her up, I answered the door barefoot and he stood there yapping at me about God knows what while just staring at my feet. Bizarre. Uncomfortable. Freaky. What state was that in again? WA? Well, there you go – it must’ve been him. Ewww. I feel like I need a shower now.
Okay okay…..how many of you are lying and agreeing just to make it seem like you’re not weird??
C’mon, fess up!
Red: You’re still into animals though, right?? Dirty dirty.
Cameron: You too??? She likes that when I do that too!! OHHHH SNAP! I’m just kidding, I don’t poop on her.
Joel: I’ve heard eye sockets provide a nice sensation too, but good luck finding a woman willing to take out her glass eye. They never seem to be into it.
Gwen: Darn, this was just a ruse to see if you’d bite – and then send me pictures of your feet. But I guess that’s a no-go now huh?
Cora: Maybe he was staring at your toes for a different reason? Are you missing toes? Do they have spikes on top? A vagina on the side??
I just wanted to add that the intelligence level of said Vancouver, Washington woman should in no way shape or form be misconstrued as the intelligence level of all Washingtonians. Up here in civilization (Seattle) we are more in tuned with “how things work” and would never ever foolishly fall for such a trick.
Except maybe for that one time.
Ohhh, the second vagina! Duh. Is it that noticable?!
Sorry, Poobomber, I’m gonna ignore you for just a sec on your own blog (it’s a redhead thing) and say to “hi” to E!
E, you’re a Seattle girl too?! I did not know that! (insert giggly girlish hi-5 here). Small world.
Okay, Poo, (can I call you Poo?), you can have your blog back now. I’m done.