Okay, I’m not going to beat around the bush here. I hate football.
Actually, what I really hate (if you want to get technical) is that some people are more motivated to get a damned ball from one end of a field to the other than I am to remember to eat at least once a day. That makes me feel inferior. And anything that makes me feel inferior should be mocked.
If you’re a sports fan and came here expecting that any guy named ‘Dan’ has GOT to be a guy that’s into sports and would be posting his thoughts on the over/under odds of Dallas vs. NY or whoever the hell were slapping butts yesterday, you’re wrong. The only over/under stuff I’ll ever talk about here is teabagging and the occasional reference to drinking vs. tables.
The worst part about football:
Okay, enough about football. Anyone got any links to the Superbowl ads?
Apparently, MySpace is hosting the superbowl ads.
I work for an ad agency so we get reels of the superbowl ads. I haven’t seen them yet myself.
I agree. Football to me is a bunch of pansy men in enormous Dynasty shoulder pads, smashing into each other, grunting and tossing a giant coffee bean.
I have no idea what’s going on. I do know I didn’t get an ounce of sleep last night due to over zealous Giants fans yelling in the street till all hours. Fuckers.
You work for an ad agency?
Can you do me a favor and accidentally misplace the shampoo commerical reels?
I’ve seen enough flowing hair now; thanks, we get the drift Pantene. Yeah, shiny hair. Good stuff. Gotcha.
Falwless,
Kind disappointing Superbowl ads though…I didn’t really watch ALL of them, but the only funny ones were for the online trading with the baby talking.
Eventhe Bud Light ones weren’t up to their usual par.
You are all a bunch of communist women. Football is awesome.
P@D: As much as I admire and fear your intelligence, the next post about sports is for you.
Ha! We did the E*Trade baby ads!
On the downside we also do Pantene…
:)
I think you should be writing the commercials. It’d be a lot better.
I’m sure you wouldn’t have people rolling their heads and tossing their hair for the shampoo commercials, would you?
Those e-trade baby ads were classics! Especially the one where he vomits a little bit at the end of his spiel. I guess that resonates with me because every time I write something, just afterwards I also puke a little bit.