I’m getting sad that these will end soon

HI’m getting sad that these will end soonI

Written by God on Sunday, January 1, 2006 — 6 Comments

From: G. W. Bush, President of the United States of America
Sent: September 30, 2008 9:17:09 AM
To: Dan
Subject: ECRONAMIC BAILOUT

HEYYY DUDE11! GESS WAT?

IM SAVING AMERICA AGAIN!!!11!!!

SEE THERES SOME SORT OF PROBELM WITH THE AMERICAIN ECRONAMY …. IM NOT SURE WAT IT IS BUT IM TOLD I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING SO IM FIRING MONEY AT IT TO SEE WHAT HAPPESN. SCREW IT IM OUTTA HERE SOON HAHAHAA SOMEONE ELSES PROBLEM- HERES SOME MONEY SUCKERS AND ILL CATCH YALL IN MEXICO IN A FEW MONHTS!!

HOPEFULLY SARA PALLINS PROBLEM CAUSE I WANT TO SEE HER WIN THE ELEXION AND BEECOME NEW VISE PRESTIDENT BECAUSE SHES HOT AND MAKES ME THINK OF DRILLING IN ALSAKA 1!! HEH HEH

IN OTHER NEWS I GOT THIS AWSOME PICTURE THAT IF U LOOK AT IT LONG ENOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE A YING YANG THING….BUT YOU HAVE TO LOOK BEHIND THE PICTURE OR SOMETHING . I HAVENT SEEN IT YET BUT CONDY SAW IT AND THEN SHE MOVED ON TO BUSINESS AND GOT UNDRESSED AND I COULNDT TAKE ANY MORE TIME TO LOOK! HAVE U SEEN THEM BEFORE????

SO WHEN YALL COMING DOWN TO THE RANCH FOR THE WEEKEND??? WE GOTTA GET SOME COKE ON THE TAXPAIERS POCKETS BEFORE I CANT DO THAT ANYMORE1!! REMEMBER THAT TIME I WAS HIGH AND SHOOTING AT A SQUIRRLE AND I FELL OVER AND BUMPED MY HEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!!1!? HAHAHAHAHA

THINGS NEVER BEEN RIGHT AFTER THAT NOW THAT I THINK OF IT

HEY ALSO WE ARE HAVING POKER NIGHT ME AND CHAINEY AND CONDY AND MAYBE TED DANSON IF HES AROUND ON THURSDAY NIGHT TOO . U WANT TO COME ?? ILL SEND A COPTER AND PICK U UP

OKAY GOTTA GO. THIS RUBIKS CUBE ON MY DESK NEEDS SOLVIN!111!

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