Well shit, I haven’t even got used to XP yet, let alone Vista.
According to CNN, Windows 7 will be coming out as early as next year or something like that, I didn’t really read the article because I was busy chewing my finger nails. But I’m sure it was important news.
Apparently they’re trying to make everything more web friendly, fearing the mighty Google and its wrath. For example, instead of having Word installed on your computer, it would run on THEIR servers and you would buy it online, enter your registration number about 60 times, call their tech support 10 times, finally get it to see through your firewall, then have it save copies of your files to some guy’s private directory in South Korea who has hacked Microsoft’s servers. Then your internet will go down and you can’t finish typing your letter to Aunt Mabel while Kim Sun uses your credit card information to buy himself his own private Dance Dance Revolution arcade game.
So what’s the codename of the new OS? Let’s put out some ideas for Microsoft to mull over:
- Windows Bizarre
- Windows MacEmulator 1.0
- Windows Starbucks eHarmony Edition
- MS Twitter
- Windows Dirty Sanchez
- Windows Shiny Buttons and Glass Effects edition 2.0
- Windows Desktop Wallpaper Showcase Manager
- Windows Copy Everyone Else Edition
- Windows -”Bill Gates” + “Friendly”
- Windows Juicy
- Windows Final Death Blow
- Microsoft Spyware Grande
- Windows Personal Data Collector 2.0
- Windows Skidmark
- MS Google Application Matcher
- MS “Make Your Homepage Windows Live” Manager 1.0
Windows NOT Vista 1.01
Windows Damage Control
Microsoft CPU decelerator
GatesO$
Microsoft bloated cow in the sun
Windows Vista blue-screen edition
HAHA, you crack me up dude, NOT VISTA 1.01 is the perfect name.
I like Windows Juicy. I’d be sold.
Windows Are Good Places To Leave Buttprints
I like NOT VISTA 1.1
Hilarious… I was surprisingly pleased to hear this information. Not because I actually use Vista, I just hear people bitching about it a lot.