Ozzy Osbourne was prepared to step in to a one-ruler leadership position this morning after having Canadian voters turn out in record numbers to the polls yesterday.

“Muha fugga I w-w-wah won t-this fuggah as y-you c-c-c-can see mate,” Mr. Osbourne declared as he stood in front of the podium at his victory speech in his home riding of Moose Jaw at the end of his five week bid for Prime Minister of Canada.

As of midnight last night, the Ozzy Party had received infinity plus one percent of the total seats available to win in Canada, with only a few polling stations in the far west to report in still.  The Conservatives, Liberals, NDP, Bloc, and Green parties had very few votes, especially in Western Canada where people are like little devils and are all evil.

Experts generally agree that the high number of votes that the Ozzy Party received were due to Osbourne’s popular stance on the state of the economy.  In a rousing speech last week, Osbourne stirred emotion in the country by stating, “W-w-we’re gunnah fugg t-this fuggahn ec-economy raght in the fuggahn ahss.”  This resonated across the country, and in particular in traditional Liberal and Tory strongholds, Ontario and Quebec where people are fond of fucking things right in the ass.