During the course of my adventures a few days ago, I was parked at the bank. When I left the bank, I noticed a nondescript van parked next to my Ferrari (that’s how I roll) (in my imagination) (which is fully awesome).
On the back window of the van, this real estate agent’s name was stenciled.
Rod Peeler
I came <—THIS—> close to actually seeing the dude!
Rod Peeler, Remax Agent (Extraordinaire?) and Rod Stewart Lookalike
For the record, I’ve mentioned this guy once before, but it’s even funnier when I mention that I banged my black car door against his white van a few times – y’know, just to make it leopard-skin looking like I’d imagine his underwear to be. Just kidding, I wouldn’t do that, it’d wreck my own door.
For the record, this dude has three things going for him – or against him if you prefer:
1. He looks like Rod Stewart.
2. His last name is “Peeler”. Awesome!(/?) And his first name is “Rod”. Which is the same first name as Rod Stewart, by the way.
3. He’s probably able to gyrate. “Gyrate his way” into getting YOU a new home!
Also, since I’m sure a real-estate agent’s first and foremost pastime is Googling themselves and undoubtedly Rod Peeler or one of his associates will end up here eventually, I should add the following disclaimer so that I don’t hurt anyone’s feelings:
Rod, dude you’re alright in my books. I’d buy a house from you any day. No hard feelings? “Can we still be friends”? (Ha ha, that’s the name of a Rod Stewart song right there.)
***mini-contest***
What would be a kickass slogan for his real estate agency? Winer gets something special that doesn’t cost me money, like a photoshopped picture of the winner kissing a celebrity of their choice or something awesome.
Wow, when I first saw this post as I was scrolling down to read the older posts I totally thought this was going to be a post about Rod Stewart. That’s creepy.
Freaky huh? I always get a chuckle when I see his face gracing a bench somewhere.
I don’t want to start rumors, but my mom used to be an emergency room nurse and they once had to pump his stomach of…you know.
You can’t make this shit up, and you can make up some shit.
Rod Peeler will get you a Steel-er of a deal-er
ok, ok…..FAIL
Sweet Jesus…the resemblance is truly uncanny to say the least. No…wait..um…this guy isn’t as fugly as Stewart is. My bad. Still, I bet he rocks “Maggie May” at the karaoke clubs.
Zibbs: Elephant seals?
Gwen: That gives me a great idea….!
Alice: You’re the winner so far, weiner!
Qeloth: Q: What’s fuglier – the chicken or the egg? A: Whichever one looks most like an aging, tacky British soft rock 70′s icon.
My slogan submissions:
1. “Wake up homebuyers, I think I got somethin’ to sell to you.”
2. “Young turks be free tonight! Prime plus 2.5% financing is on your side!”
3. “You can tell your friends that Rod Stewart sold your house.”
4. “C’mon sugar, let me show (your house).”
I never said they were very good, but in case you disagree, I’d like to be photoshopped in a Daniel Craig / Gerard Butler sandwich.
Kat’s kicking ass so far today!
I thought you always used the white Rolls when you run errandss around town and only used the Ferrari for nightclubbing.
I only go to the food store in the Bentley convertible on nice weather days – if it is bad weather I take the MB G500. I feel so safe in a vehicle designed for the German army.