Suze nailed me with a meme. I like memes, anything that gets me talking about myself has gotta be good, right? Good for me, maybe.
1. Clothes: The less the better. Oh, wait, do you mean for me or for you? Okay, for me? Whatever’s in the ‘clean’ pile or the ‘could be clean’ pile. Ah, hell, it could be from the dirty pile. Who am I kidding, I’m so disorganized that there’s only one pile anyways.
2. Furniture: Functional and big. I’m 6’4″ (6’6″ in orbit), so it’s a personal hell trying to find a couch longer than a measly 6′ (or 4′ or whatever they hell they are long normally) to lay down on. Oh, and that’s the thing too, I only lay down on furniture or dangle across it – I don’t do sitting. Fuck sitting, sitting is for losers.
3. Sweet: My favorite color of the food rainbow!! You might even say I have a sweet tooth. Actually, all of my teeth are sweet except for the remaining wisdom teeth which are savory.
4. City: Santa Fe, New Mexico. Adobe everywhere, and a lot of hippies who won’t notice when I insult their beadwork handicrafts. The most awesome city in the universe.
5. Drink: Coffee. I drink about 8-10 cups each morning. Then in the afternoon I cry and pee, cry and pee.
6. Music: I’ll listen to the same song/playlist for days or weeks – over and over. I’m autistic like that. Recently I just finished listening to an Alan Parson Project (really!) playlist that had been going without interruption for about a month. Now I’m on to Iron Maiden (really!), the same dozen or so songs for another week or month. Next week it could be Abba (really!) – I’m all over the map as long as it’s not country or rap. See that kickass rhyme I just made?
7. TV Series: Does it have to be a TV series? I never watch TV series. I guess the last one I really really liked was V, or perhaps Tour of Duty. For real. You’re so young you probably don’t even know what those are, right? Oh wait, Californication is awesome, but I don’t get it up here in Canada unless I pay for an extravagant cable package.
8. Film: Good for unspooling and tying victims up with. Did you know that cellophane has a stronger tensile and shear strength than steel? For reel! Har har!
9. Workout: Getting up in the morning. Walking to the car.
10. Pastries: I don’t really like pastries, especially not flaky pastries. I go for muffins or the cake or pie section. The rule with me is that if it’s a pastry, it needs to be soggy and covered in fruit laced with sugar before I’ll eat it.
11. Coffee: Triple-triple (3x cream, 3x sugar). High powered coffee or nothing for me.
Now I have to tag 5 people? Is that how these newfangled memes work? Okay:
I was having a mini panic attack, as I had just been tagged yesterday by someone else and I can really only handle one of these every menstrual cycle or so. I’m calmer now, as I see it is the same meme. Whew. I’m on it.
We’re getting rid of an awesome 90″ couch- want to come to MN to pick it up?
“cry and pee, cry and pee” made me snort a little. Now I want coffee, dammit.
Do you have a truck to haul the couch to go with it? I could use both…
Well for Gods sakes, have a coffee! If you haven’t had one yet this morning, how are you even functioning??
V kicked ass, but I was a little upset when they found that armor-piercing bullets would penetrate the visitors’ clothing. I liked the notion of covert operations involving stealing lots of laser guns.
‘cry and pee’ is so versatile!
I’m not popular enough around here anymore to get tagged, which is fine since I’d just cut and paste yours.
Greta: I hope it doesn’t apply to me in ageneral when I’m elderly.
Gwen: you’re #1 in my books even though I didn’t tag you.
I thought “triple-triple” meant something else.
I drink that much coffee everyday too!! But I need to get in on this crying thing. I pee every seven minutes until after 2 pm. I think crying would buy me some time!
Haha we must have the same trainer – I have the same workout schedule
Now I really am going to reach through the computer and scratch your eyes out.
Memes, one more reason to not have a Blog.
If you came up with a survey with something like “Ten things you wouldn’t mind sticking up your ass” I would gladly participate.
You can’t use the ass thing, it is trademarked… no it’s not.
Urgh, it’s too early in the morning to tell everyone how awesome they are for commenting.
Perhaps you should consider a sectional? For a while I thought you were a woman – a 6’4″ giantess! But like Zibbs, and judging from your laundry pile, I think you are probably male. Good for you.