Okay America, today’s the big day.
There’s a saying in Texas, you know, “fool you once, shame on you, fool you twice, shame on you again then you can’t get fooled again, shame. Fool. Shame.”
You know who’s out there, you probably all got your preferences, and maybe you’ve even made up your mind before you hit the ballot box today. But if you were thinking “Obama” or “McCain”, here’s the dealio - THINK AGAIN. Don’t make another wrong choice. Please, for the sake of the rest of the world who depends on you guys getting it straight, don’t fall for the same old shit again.
Vote Terence Trent D’arby.
(Just kidding, vote for whoever the hell you want. Anything will be an improvement. Just remember that John McCain might die of old age before his term is over and you might end up with Palin as el Presidente, and according to [my] research, she has an IQ of about 43 with a +/- margin of error of 10.)
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Write a Comment»As I was completing my ballot this morning and saw the line for “Write In” I actually thought of TTD (and YOU!) giggled out loud. I also badgered the pollsters for an “I voted” sticker when I was done. I told them it was the best part of voting. They thought I was nuts. I might be.
I hope I didn’t make you fuck up your chad, or whatever they do where you are.