My favorite Google searches from the past 24 hours include (I stripped out all the usual suspects, like Dolph Lundgren naked and stuff, they’re getting boring):
- “shakey shake”
More than three times and it’s called “Playing with it.”
- going to have to pass
Yeah, me too.
- things i learned in florida
Don’t touch Cubans, they hate that.
- charlie sheen’s cock
I wonder if this person was ever successful?
- Hermaphrodite FUCKED
The all-caps word “FUCKED” kinda scares me. Does Google sense your excitement level and um, make the searched turn out better for you?
- video of man punching cow
Don’t do that in India.
- picture then about me on the side
I’ll picture you however the hell I want, thanks.
- what will george bush do after his presidencay
Probally rite buks.
- how much you make being a prone star
Not as much as if you were upright or stretched out horizontally.
- PLUX PORTUGAL
Plux them ALL, right in the ass!!!
- what you should charge to do stand up comedy
Expenses?
- WHERE THE HELL IS THE PANIC BUTTON
Right next to…no..ack..not that…Jesus, you hit the CHARLIE SHEEN COCK BUTTON!
- cunt stabbing
Kids these days. I thought ‘cutting’ was loony, but they just keep on surprising me.
- diaperd woman in fiction stories
Why not REAL stories? People just aren’t easily satisfied these days.
- jesus died as a perfect subtitute
For baking powder?
- “ok where the hell is the panic button”
GAH, STAY AWAY FROM THE CHARLIE SHEEN COCK BUTTON!!
- bollywoodporn fake
Seriously, why don’t people look for the real thing?
- serious women in diaper
Oh, nevermind my last comment, this guy is serious.
- how to take a shit while camping
Probably out of your eyeballs. Jesus. Why are people so fucking retarded?
- war jennifer anston angelina
Congress just passed another $100 billion this year to “stay the course”.
- I will have to pass on this one
Me too, again.
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Write a Comment»I guess that c*nt stabber never got what he was looking for way back when. How frustrating.
Prone star. Ha ha ha ha!
>>>>what will george bush do after his presidencay
>>>>Probally rite buks
Oh that is priceless
Where’s Dog Breath? Is he here?
Can somebody please holler at me when Dog Breath is coming in . . . I want to laugh really loud and applaud him for the latest Bitch Board. I snorted when I saw it! Bravo, man.
Guvvy: I wanna be a prone star too!!
Augusto: Serious, I’ve read somewhere that his plan is to write a book. Wow. Should be riveting.
Gwen: Those antibiotics are making you giggly aren’t they!
“jesus died as a perfect subtitute”
Subtitute? Is that the area under the breast of a Native American from out west?
Those are Utes, silly.
I think that search time about george bush was probably made BY George Bush… presidencaaaay?
Thanks Gwen, we can have sex sometime.
Most of those search terms were posted my someone other than me… well some of them.
It’s 58F outside here Poo, suck it! I think I’ll go for a stroll in my T-shirt and have a cigar.
So…your blog is the place to come for women in diapers?
Cool. I’ll tell my granny.