If you’re not up on the story, please read the previous post. This is a continuation, so if you haven’t read the last one this will be like watching an episode of Seinfeld after 3.6 minutes have passed.
This is the second email from Dr. Zibbs, who recounts our journey from St. Louis to Las Vegas. Once again, I’ve added the pictures and some captions to tell my side of our adventures.
.. I can’t believe we had to parachute out of the plane. And who thought we’d be directly over St Loius?
BFF's won't mention how their BFF spells St. Louis. If I recall, you liked that parachute jump a little more than would seem normal. But what do I know, this was my first time!
Since we were there, I’m glad we decided to go see Gwen. I can’t believe she was serious about taking a dump in the sink at work like she said in your comments.
Well, technically it was ON the sink, not in it. And it's convenient that she works at a stainless steel bathroom fixture manufacturing plant, so it wasn't even like a big feat or anything. But I have to admit, making the heart shape is probably a challenge. WTG Gwennie!
Well, good thing Saint Louis has a crappy zoo which means crappy security which means we got ourselves some free crappy transportation. Camels. Remember I named mine crappy? Anyway, that was a great ride through the Rocky’s and finally into Vegas.
BFF's like me are awesomely patient. I remember waiting a whole 15 minutes outside this place for you to return. Also, BFF's like me are awesome because we're good with lending money - after this part of the trip you were broke and I had to pay for everything!
I can’t believe that Carrot Top and Chris Angel had the gaul to try and talk to me. I can’t stand D list celebrities. Now onto to track down a few Elvis impersonators and hot chicks to party with. Yeee HAwww!
BFF's like me have no problem setting the record straight. For the record, you seemed to be rather enthused to meet them, then the next morning you had TWO wedding rings on your finger and you were walking a little funny. But you know what? BFF's like me KNOW that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. We didn't ever find the impersonators and hot chicks did we, BFF! Hahah, funny how plans get all messed up like that!
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I am thoroughly impressed! The pictures really make it, Dan. Seriously. Toooo funny.
That picture makes me want to be BFFs with Gwen. Nicely done.
This series just keeps getting better. And Gwen! I didn’t know you had it in ya!
JE: Wait till Zibbs mentions something about YOU in our travels, muahaha!
Jon: Wait, yesterday you were Irish and now you’re German? I can’t keep up.
SG: Well, not anymore she doesn’t, haha!
I really thought this would get old by now….but it hasn’t. I am a little disappointed that you didn’t stop by to see me while you were in STL. Jeez, I just live down the street from Gwen. Whatevehs. I.am.not.hurt.
So…can I get the number of the skydive guy? Or should I ask Zibbs? They look close. Not BFF close…but CLOSE!
Poo - I’m so impressed I can’t even tell you! Of course I was there and I saw this all but it’s great that the others get a chance to see what a great time we had today.
Your friendship is amazing. I can only hope to remain on your friendly side, because with those mad photo shop skillz, I can only imagine what you would do to your enemies.
OMG! FUCK! I CAN’T BREATHE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD! Leave it to you two fucks to block the view of the Arch.
Seriously, this post made me laugh harder than any other I’ve ever read - things like 15 minutes in the chicken ranch? classic. Well, you wrote it, you know what it says. Excellent and well-crafted.
At first I thought you had the picture from when I pooped on the slide in the playground for Zibbs’ last contest (thanks for advising me not to enter it, BTW), but you’re right! That IS the one from at work. Making the heart is easier when you’ve been on antibiotics for a couple days, more pliable and all.
E: I think I lost his number, but Zibbsy might have it tattooed on his leg.
DZ: It’s great sharing our story with everyone, isn’t it.
Fancy: You’d better start sending money now then. I have your blog address and I’m sure there’s some good source material there…
Gwen: You just liked it because you get to see yourself poo from a different angle. But wait, this ‘Arch’ you speak of - it wasn’t in the source picture - maybe I have the wrong St. Louis? Maybe I have the one in Antarctic? Or do you mean “Archie Andrews”? Cause he’s in Riverdale, and Riverdale sure isn’t the same as St. Louis ’cause Archie and Jughead always go to the ocean to swim, but there’s no ocean near St. Louis.
I can’t wait for the Zibbsy Does Danny movie.
Two wedding rings - that was my favorite part. Very nice kids, very nice.
Hilarious, my cheeks are hurting from grinning and laughing too much. No, not those cheeks, that’s Mr. Bigamist and his two rings.
Beckeye: It should be on DVD/Netflix soon.
Lydia: Lucky think you can also get a quickie annulment in Nevada otherwise he’d have to put up with Criss Angel at his house trying to make his underwear disappear.
Chris: Check back soon for the last two emails - I’ve already got the fourth installment in the inbox!