I can only assume the devil is speaking to me in an Austrian accent and telling me that I should move to California and vote for Arnold Schwartzenegger.
I’ll have you know, Satan, that my morals in this respect cannot be compromised.
Frikking Austrian born devils, they think they can tell me to do anything they want. “Ich bin voten for das Terminaten!” Get off my screen and stop trying to manipulate me.






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Spoken like a true minion of Satan. I’ve seen the commercials, nothing going to get me to move there!
(There are “Come to California” commercials on every 5 minutes up here in Canada.)
I would never trust the governator of a state that can’t even correctly pronounce the name of the state.
Callie-four-nnya.my big fat ass.
Amen to that!! I live in seattle…it may rain a lot and people might want to kill themselves all the time because its so gray, but at least we dont burst into flames every 6 seconds
Arnie was supposed to be a Republican.
We was Robbed!
You spend way too much time on the computer.
Did you notice you are #2 in the crude humor category on Humor Blogs?
I’ve been giving you Mad smilies even though you don’t appreciate me.
[fishing for a reply (cocksucker)].
Did you know that Schwarzenegger in English means “black egger”? Pretty cool, eh?
Augusto: He also has a brain impediment, I think. Doesn’t he?
E: Better to be soaking wet and miserable than sunshiney and going to hell! 5 billion religious people can’t be wrong.
DB: Which is funny, because he’s practically a Kennedy.
UR: It’s too cold out to do anything else. Except crack.
DB: Yes I did - you and Augusto are my favoritest people ever since that cult I founded!
SG: I knew he was racist!
You really gotta see the I love New York commercials !!