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The Devil Speaks To Me Through Word Verification

I can only assume the devil is speaking to me in an Austrian accent and telling me that I should move to California and vote for Arnold Schwartzenegger.

I’ll have you know, Satan, that my morals in this respect cannot be compromised.

Frikking Austrian born devils, they think they can tell me to do anything they want.  “Ich bin voten for das Terminaten!”  Get off my screen and stop trying to manipulate me.

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  1. Posted Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 5:12 PM | Permalink
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    Join us…it’s lovely here…

  2. Posted Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 5:15 PM | Permalink
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    Spoken like a true minion of Satan. I’ve seen the commercials, nothing going to get me to move there!

  3. Posted Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 5:16 PM | Permalink
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    (There are “Come to California” commercials on every 5 minutes up here in Canada.)

  4. Augusto
    Posted Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 5:44 PM | Permalink
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    I would never trust the governator of a state that can’t even correctly pronounce the name of the state.

    Callie-four-nnya.my big fat ass.

  5. E
    Posted Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 5:46 PM | Permalink
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    Amen to that!! I live in seattle…it may rain a lot and people might want to kill themselves all the time because its so gray, but at least we dont burst into flames every 6 seconds

  6. Dog Breath
    Posted Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 6:03 PM | Permalink
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    Arnie was supposed to be a Republican.

    We was Robbed!

  7. Posted Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 6:34 PM | Permalink
    7

    You spend way too much time on the computer. ;)

  8. Dog Breath
    Posted Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 7:19 PM | Permalink
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    Did you notice you are #2 in the crude humor category on Humor Blogs?

    I’ve been giving you Mad smilies even though you don’t appreciate me.

    [fishing for a reply (cocksucker)].

  9. Posted Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 7:23 PM | Permalink
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    Did you know that Schwarzenegger in English means “black egger”? Pretty cool, eh?

  10. Posted Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 8:02 PM | Permalink
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    Augusto: He also has a brain impediment, I think. Doesn’t he?

    E: Better to be soaking wet and miserable than sunshiney and going to hell! 5 billion religious people can’t be wrong.

    DB: Which is funny, because he’s practically a Kennedy.

    UR: It’s too cold out to do anything else. Except crack.

    DB: Yes I did - you and Augusto are my favoritest people ever since that cult I founded!

    SG: I knew he was racist!

  11. Posted Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 11:00 PM | Permalink
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    You really gotta see the I love New York commercials !!

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