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HTop Google search of the week!I

alfonso ribeiro shirtless

Despite Alfonso Ribeiro probably not being the most sought-after hunk on most women’s (or men’s for that matter) list, this searcher has clearly defined their own sense of sexiness;  “To hell with Brad Pitt, Denzel Washington, and Tom Sellek.  I want to see Carlton rip his motherfuckin’ Polo shirt off!!” “Those dimples make me shuck my panties!”  “I want to see Tom Jones, but a more culturally diverse, breasty, and less hairy version without his shirt on.”

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11 Comments to Top Google search of the week!

  1. Augusto's Gravatar Augusto
    Sunday, November 30, 2008 at 10:22 PM | Permalink

    It wasn’t my search…I swear! No Way Jose.

    But I’m sure he’s perfectly fine person.

  2. Augusto's Gravatar Augusto
    Sunday, November 30, 2008 at 10:24 PM | Permalink

    Not that there is anything wrong with that…of course.

  3. Sunday, November 30, 2008 at 11:06 PM | Permalink

    Whoa! WTF happened to Carlton?!!? Doritoes would be my first guess.

  4. Sunday, November 30, 2008 at 11:09 PM | Permalink

    When did his head get bigger than the planet?

  5. CapriceClassic's Gravatar CapriceClassic
    Monday, December 1, 2008 at 4:20 AM | Permalink

    Are you kidding me? The guy has 4 chins, and people want to see what he’s hiding BELOW the neck? I’m so disappointed in society.

  6. Cora's Gravatar Cora
    Monday, December 1, 2008 at 7:15 AM | Permalink

    Sorry, can’t comment. Gotta go. Apparently there’s an Insultatron in my pants.

  7. Monday, December 1, 2008 at 11:15 AM | Permalink

    To each his own but I saw, “Ewwwww!”

  8. Monday, December 1, 2008 at 11:16 AM | Permalink

    I meant “say” not “saw.”

  9. Monday, December 1, 2008 at 12:59 PM | Permalink

    Doesn’t do a thing for me, but I’m sure there’s somebody out there whose boat he floats.

  10. Dog Breath's Gravatar Dog Breath
    Monday, December 1, 2008 at 3:57 PM | Permalink

    Al Roker’s brother?

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