It is with great pride that I bring you the most awesome Google search term leading to my blog this week:
One can only imagine what this searcher was thinking…
“Where is the world’s deepest vigina?”
“Have scientists ever reached the bottom of the world’s deepest vigina?”
“Does the world’s deepest vigina reach all the way to China?”
“If not, what lives in the world’s deepest vigina?”
“Hey, ‘vigina’ rhymes with ‘China’.”
“Are there pictures of the world’s deepest vigina?”
Your answers, dearest searcher, are likely found underneath Paris Hilton’s latest fashionable and expensive skirt right next to the world’s deepest … anis.
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HAHAHAHA! Brilliant! Dear God, help us!
bwaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! That is by far THE. Best. Search. EVER.
lol… thanks for the laugh
ROTFLMAO!!
I picture it like this:
Scene: A guy wearing a pair of those hate-inspiring bib overalls sits in his depressing and fluorescent-lit kitchen at the Formica-topped table he inherited from his mom who bought it at a garage sale. In front of him is a coffee mug that reads, “Did I ask for your opinion?” Nursing what must be a hangover considering how many beers he and Bubba drank last night - the cans are still in the yard outside the kitchen window where they tossed them, he quietly ponders something Bubba told him last night. That damn Bubba has infected his brain with thoughts of the juicy vigina of Sally Sweetpants, the town harlot. Bubba said Sally’s vigina was so deep he had to strap a Yugo to his ass to keep from falling in. He is consumed by a desire to know what something like that looks like but he’s no charmer like Bubba and has no hope of ever seeing Sally’s vigina in person so he drives himself to the libarry and asks that smart-ass libarian to help him get on the innernets.
Lyd: You don’t know that for certain.
Candy, Melo, Giggle: Maybe they meant Virginia? Maybe this isn’t that funny after all?
Gwen: Compelling story, hahaha! I wonder if he ever found what he was looking for?
The question before us is where’s her clitoris?
About the only thing I remember from jr. hi school
It was to help us remember how to pronounce cli-toris but I think women have changed the prounciation since then to clit-or-us.
Relevant….not much.
World’s tallest cli-tor-is!
No, wait, it’s spelled ‘clatores’.
Paris Hilton will name her first child Clitoris.
At three months the baby will be swinging from it’s umbilical around her knees doing Tricks for enfamil and Valtrex.
I think you meant “anus”. Hanging out with Zibbs is seriously bringing you down. Unless they spell it differently in Canadia.
DB: You kidding? Paris Hilton having a baby? That’s about as unlikely as her shaking her herpes by eating ice cream.
Fancy: Nope, I meant anis….get it? He spelled it ‘vigina’ so I spelled it ‘anis’. MY subtle attempt at humor.