Comments on: Bratz – DESTROYED! Barbie to remain king of the hoochie dolls! http://othersideofnormal.com/2008/12/bratz-destroyed-barbie-to-remain-king-of-the-hoochie-dolls/ Fuck taglines! Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:36:04 -0600 hourly 1 By: E http://othersideofnormal.com/2008/12/bratz-destroyed-barbie-to-remain-king-of-the-hoochie-dolls/comment-page-1/#comment-10241 E Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:59:31 +0000 http://othersideofnormal.com/?p=3291#comment-10241 You know what this is gonna do right? Make those damn dolls "collectibles". Now we get to live in a world where future 18 year old girls can sell their stupid old toys to stupid dirty old men (or whoever the hell would buy that crap on ebay) and make millions...millions and millions that they can use for lipo and breast implants and crack. LOVELY! You know what this is gonna do right? Make those damn dolls “collectibles”. Now we get to live in a world where future 18 year old girls can sell their stupid old toys to stupid dirty old men (or whoever the hell would buy that crap on ebay) and make millions…millions and millions that they can use for lipo and breast implants and crack. LOVELY!

]]> By: God http://othersideofnormal.com/2008/12/bratz-destroyed-barbie-to-remain-king-of-the-hoochie-dolls/comment-page-1/#comment-10194 God Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:55:16 +0000 http://othersideofnormal.com/?p=3291#comment-10194 People sure feel strongly about their dolls. I can't believe I even mentioned this. It's so un-me. People sure feel strongly about their dolls.

I can’t believe I even mentioned this. It’s so un-me.

]]> By: Bex http://othersideofnormal.com/2008/12/bratz-destroyed-barbie-to-remain-king-of-the-hoochie-dolls/comment-page-1/#comment-10186 Bex Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:19:49 +0000 http://othersideofnormal.com/?p=3291#comment-10186 bwhahaa! Funny post! Someone gave my daughter a Bratz doll at her forth birthday party. My husband looked at me like, "WTF?!" That night we discussed the situation in more detail. The Bratz doll in question closely resembled a stripper I used to know. WHY would any one make a doll that looks like this and then market it to little girls???! I could really give a shit who owns the "intellectual property" that IS a Bratz doll. (I just threw up in my mouth a little while writing that. Intellectual property, my ass.) It's just a bad idea to market hooker/stripper dolls to little girls. The next thing you know the Brain Trust at Mattel and/or MGA is going to come up with a doll who comes complete with smeared mascara and a 'Walk of Shame' outfit. bwhahaa! Funny post!

Someone gave my daughter a Bratz doll at her forth birthday party. My husband looked at me like, “WTF?!”

That night we discussed the situation in more detail. The Bratz doll in question closely resembled a stripper I used to know. WHY would any one make a doll that looks like this and then market it to little girls???!

I could really give a shit who owns the “intellectual property” that IS a Bratz doll. (I just threw up in my mouth a little while writing that. Intellectual property, my ass.) It’s just a bad idea to market hooker/stripper dolls to little girls.

The next thing you know the Brain Trust at Mattel and/or MGA is going to come up with a doll who comes complete with smeared mascara and a ‘Walk of Shame’ outfit.

]]> By: Cora http://othersideofnormal.com/2008/12/bratz-destroyed-barbie-to-remain-king-of-the-hoochie-dolls/comment-page-1/#comment-10182 Cora Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:18:08 +0000 http://othersideofnormal.com/?p=3291#comment-10182 Wow. Turns out a bacuum is... (wait for it)... a vacuum. Go figure. Am I up on the hugest erection list yet?! Dammit. Nope. Wow. Turns out a bacuum is… (wait for it)… a vacuum. Go figure.

Am I up on the hugest erection list yet?!

Dammit. Nope.

]]> By: Cora http://othersideofnormal.com/2008/12/bratz-destroyed-barbie-to-remain-king-of-the-hoochie-dolls/comment-page-1/#comment-10181 Cora Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:14:30 +0000 http://othersideofnormal.com/?p=3291#comment-10181 Okay, I meant "vacuum" there. Not bacuum. Whatever the hell that is. I'm gonna go google it and find out. Hee hee hee. Okay, I meant “vacuum” there. Not bacuum. Whatever the hell that is. I’m gonna go google it and find out. Hee hee hee.

]]> By: Cora http://othersideofnormal.com/2008/12/bratz-destroyed-barbie-to-remain-king-of-the-hoochie-dolls/comment-page-1/#comment-10180 Cora Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:11:44 +0000 http://othersideofnormal.com/?p=3291#comment-10180 Aww, fuck!!!! I love (LOVE) those Bratz Dolls, and I'm not kidding! Those snap-on feet are BRILLIANT! FANTASTIC! Whoever invented those is a GENIUS. Ever tried putting shoes on a Barbie Doll? Hmm? They either don't fit on her tiny feet or they get dropped in the carpet, never to be seen again because they're so damn small. Then with much guilt, you hear them *WHOOOSH* getting sucked right up the vacuum the next time you're doing housework, and you hope to God your kid didn't hear it too, because vacuuming up a Barbie shoe is a totally unforgivable parenting crime. Trust me. Been there. But those Bratz have these huge snap-on feet - they FIT, and you can't lose them in the carpet, and they'll never, NEVER get sucked up by the bacuum. NEVER. Bratz are AWESOME. Barbie sucks. And, please, Bratz Doll clothes aren't that bad. I'd wear half that stuff, I swear. Oh, look at me getting all riled up about dolls. Again. This is just sad. Sorry. I'll shut up now. Aww, fuck!!!! I love (LOVE) those Bratz Dolls, and I’m not kidding! Those snap-on feet are BRILLIANT! FANTASTIC! Whoever invented those is a GENIUS. Ever tried putting shoes on a Barbie Doll? Hmm? They either don’t fit on her tiny feet or they get dropped in the carpet, never to be seen again because they’re so damn small. Then with much guilt, you hear them *WHOOOSH* getting sucked right up the vacuum the next time you’re doing housework, and you hope to God your kid didn’t hear it too, because vacuuming up a Barbie shoe is a totally unforgivable parenting crime. Trust me. Been there. But those Bratz have these huge snap-on feet – they FIT, and you can’t lose them in the carpet, and they’ll never, NEVER get sucked up by the bacuum. NEVER. Bratz are AWESOME. Barbie sucks. And, please, Bratz Doll clothes aren’t that bad. I’d wear half that stuff, I swear.

Oh, look at me getting all riled up about dolls. Again. This is just sad. Sorry. I’ll shut up now.

]]> By: Greta http://othersideofnormal.com/2008/12/bratz-destroyed-barbie-to-remain-king-of-the-hoochie-dolls/comment-page-1/#comment-10154 Greta Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:10:54 +0000 http://othersideofnormal.com/?p=3291#comment-10154 Mjenks. I'm not middle aged and last time I checked I'm not that prudish. But I still think those dolls are WAY too skanky to be on store shelves! Mjenks. I’m not middle aged and last time I checked I’m not that prudish. But I still think those dolls are WAY too skanky to be on store shelves!

]]> By: mjenks http://othersideofnormal.com/2008/12/bratz-destroyed-barbie-to-remain-king-of-the-hoochie-dolls/comment-page-1/#comment-10148 mjenks Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:46:14 +0000 http://othersideofnormal.com/?p=3291#comment-10148 I just read the article about this whole thing. Something doesn't add up, or maybe I've just spent way too much time in the pharmaceutical industry. To say that it's a copywright violation when the person who conceived the dolls was a Mattel employee at the time smells of something underhanded. My guess is that the jury was made up of people who were either Mattel employees, Barbie enthusiasts, or middle-aged prudish housewives who felt that the Bratz line was too sexy for the store's shelves. If I were the maker of Bratz, I'd fight this one for a long, long time. I just read the article about this whole thing. Something doesn’t add up, or maybe I’ve just spent way too much time in the pharmaceutical industry. To say that it’s a copywright violation when the person who conceived the dolls was a Mattel employee at the time smells of something underhanded. My guess is that the jury was made up of people who were either Mattel employees, Barbie enthusiasts, or middle-aged prudish housewives who felt that the Bratz line was too sexy for the store’s shelves.

If I were the maker of Bratz, I’d fight this one for a long, long time.

]]> By: ReformingGeek http://othersideofnormal.com/2008/12/bratz-destroyed-barbie-to-remain-king-of-the-hoochie-dolls/comment-page-1/#comment-10147 ReformingGeek Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:34:16 +0000 http://othersideofnormal.com/?p=3291#comment-10147 Damn! I'm always too late. I just bought a huge box hoping to get rich on Ebay. I guess I'll put them with the Beanies. Ha! Just kidding. And where are the hot dude dolls this Christmas? Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places. Damn! I’m always too late. I just bought a huge box hoping to get rich on Ebay. I guess I’ll put them with the Beanies.

Ha! Just kidding.

And where are the hot dude dolls this Christmas? Maybe I’m looking in the wrong places.

]]> By: Cameron http://othersideofnormal.com/2008/12/bratz-destroyed-barbie-to-remain-king-of-the-hoochie-dolls/comment-page-1/#comment-10145 Cameron Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:13:48 +0000 http://othersideofnormal.com/?p=3291#comment-10145 You could totally make an online movie out of this for like $9. A barbie and one of the Bratz, a hair pulling contest followed by the Brat(z?) falling into the big fire at the bottom of the boiler room (wait, isn't that Freddy Krueger?)....whatever. You could totally make an online movie out of this for like $9. A barbie and one of the Bratz, a hair pulling contest followed by the Brat(z?) falling into the big fire at the bottom of the boiler room (wait, isn’t that Freddy Krueger?)….whatever.

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