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HDrummer or porn star – resultified!I

Written by God on Thursday, December 11, 2008 — 13 Comments

The answer to yesterday’s quiz-type thing is that ALL of the images are of drummers!

Rikki Rockett, formerly know as a man. paul-somebody
3. Zis cheek, she likes ze banging, non?
Some dude that reminds me of other dudes.
phil tommy-lee
This guy has obviously been through Guatamala and probably does a lot of charity work.
 You’ll have to trust me.  I forgot where the last image was on the interweb.
animal

Let us be responsible for the percussive section of our travelling group of musicians! Rrrargh!

How sneaky am *I* hey?  Not one porn star picture in there at ALL, so your votes prove my point, whatever the hell it was.  Oh yeah, drummer faces look like porn faces!

Well, thanks for coming out to play!  Until next time, keep on keepin’ on!

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13 Comments to “Drummer or porn star – resultified!”

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  1. Suze's Gravatar Suze
    Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 8:12 AM | Permalink

    Now that was just trickery I tell ya! Hey, get to work already!

  2. God's Gravatar God
    Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 8:18 AM | Permalink

    How do you know I’m not already AT work? Wait, is that you looking in my window? Damn, it’s cold out there, you’re committed! (Or at least should be.)

  3. Candy's Gravatar Candy
    Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 8:28 AM | Permalink

    I swear to you I thought that they were either all drummers or all porn stars. Damn, I’ve got to learn to trust my instincts. I voted all over the place anyway but I have to say there were more than a few, shall we say, lusty smiles that threw me off my game.

  4. katrocket's Gravatar katrocket
    Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 9:15 AM | Permalink

    Damn you and your cheating ways!

    (not really — I suspected you’d do this, because you’re funny that way.)

  5. pistols at dawn's Gravatar pistols at dawn
    Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 10:03 AM | Permalink

    Those are all pictures from drummer-based porns, though, you liar.

  6. Dog Breath's Gravatar Dog Breath
    Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 10:42 AM | Permalink

    That female drummer must put on quite a show with those sweater puppies bouncing, bouncing, bouncing… what were we talking about?

  7. Gwen's Gravatar Gwen
    Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 11:04 AM | Permalink

    Bah! Now all trust is gone.

  8. Vegetable Assassin's Gravatar Vegetable Assassin
    Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 1:42 PM | Permalink

    To be fair I did enjoy Animal’s porn tape with that Teletubby quite a lot. So he’s like a decoy or something. Even though he wasn’t in the original entry. ANIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

  9. Giggle Pixie's Gravatar Giggle Pixie
    Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 3:53 PM | Permalink

    I got them all right!!

    Okay, I’m a fucking liar.

  10. E's Gravatar E
    Friday, December 12, 2008 at 3:23 AM | Permalink

    oooh! Stealthy Poo! Very stealthy!

  11. God's Gravatar God
    Friday, December 12, 2008 at 7:50 AM | Permalink

    Candy: Hah, you should have used the force!

    Kat: You’re right, I’m sneaky.

    Pistols: I’m just omitting the whole truth. It’s not like I’m lying.

    DB: It was pretty hard to find pictures of female drummers, maybe their boobs interfere?

    Gwen: You should know better than to trust me.

    VA: I have no idea what video you’re talking about, but you’re sexy when you roar.

    Pixie: Hah, liar!

    E: I like messing with people, it makes me feel good inside.

  12. Dog Breath's Gravatar Dog Breath
    Friday, December 12, 2008 at 2:02 PM | Permalink

    I don’t see how it is possible that THOSE boobs wouldn’t get in the way but I think I could watch her drum all day.

    A pervy poem as it turned out.

  13. BeckEye's Gravatar BeckEye
    Saturday, December 13, 2008 at 4:18 AM | Permalink

    Rikki Rocket’s at least a stripper, right?

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