It’s funny that scientists no longer consider Pluto to be a planet because it’s now categorized as a ‘dwarf planet’.
My question is now that the dwarf inheritance invalidates it’s owners rights to legitimacy, does that mean dwarf humans are no longer humans? ‘Cause I have a spot in my closet that I could fill with a little creature that could hand me socks and underwear and stuff in the morning. Or they could stay in the trunk of my car and I’ll let them out to scrape my windshield first thing in the morning in exchange for the occasional scraps of food.
There’s nothing better than picking on little people. (Cause what are they gonna do, fight me?)
Geez, you must have pissed off all the little people that normally comment on your posts. Way to go.
Tony Spunk had a thing about midgets the other day. That guy just says it like it is. You and he must be on every little people hitlist from here to ….well…there, now.
Wow you’re all edgy and stuff.
That’s big talk from a Canadian. Are Canuks human? I’ll have to check the Wiki. What about Canadian Dwarves? Are they technically Hobbits with free healthcare?
What about Big foot? He’s huge but still not human?
Damn you Canadians and your narrow definitions!
At 5’0″, I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!
But I’d still live in your closet as long as you’d bring me Starbucks.
You might want to rethink that whole “what are they going to do?” part. You need to think about how your coinpurse is at eye-level for them. Piss them off, and they’re likely to grab it and give it a good, solid yank. A shot to the junk, and you’d be on their level pretty quickly.
Also, what qualifies it as a “dwarf” planet? Is it rich in mithril silver? Does it have a beard?
On the side, I do believe “Pluto’s Beard” would be an excellent band name.
That’s funny – unless you’re a little person. Then “tsk tsk…bad boy”
Be careful out there trying to get dwarves and/or elves to work for you…….
“Happy Potter gave Dobby clothing! Dobby is free!”
Guiness world records just recently recognized the smallest man on earth as a 3 foot tall Chinese guy. I don’t think he’s a dwarf human cause all his (visible) parts were in correct proportion and I believe that makes him a midget rather than a dwarf.
Being Chinese from a very small town, he might be available at a very reasonable rate to staff your sock closet. You really have a whole closet for socks and underwear?
Of course, he only speaks Chinese but, if you don’t speak Chinese, it shouldn’t be difficult to teach him to speak Canadian. Maybe with one of those Rosetta stone programs (you can probably pick one up really cheap on Craigslist) – after all he would have a lot of free time to study unless you change socks and underwear at an alarming rate, which is possible considering your nom de plume. I’m sure I don’t know.
They could reach up and punch you in the shin. Might hurt. Might bruise. So, I wouldn’t mess with them if I were you. Nope.
I use mine to clean the undersides of the cabinets and for mopping. There’s even a hole for the mop handle in the back.
Cameron: Screw ‘em, they don’t count anyways, according to scientific classification.
VA: Is he fucking midgets again? That dude has gotta calm down.
DB: We’re very hightest here – if you’re not between 5′ and 7′ you’re a mutant in Canada. Even if you’re bilingual.
Pixie: Deal. But you only get espresso, I need my socks fast in the morning.
MJ: True, but midgets are only one kick away from being eye-level.
Suze: I never professed to be sensitive to the plight of little people – damn little golf ball bastards.
Geek: Is that something from Harry Potter?
Augusto: If you’re that small, you can get by with simple gestures and cuteness.
Cora: I’ve been kicked by worse, bring it on, little bastards.
Gwen: Where did you buy it?
Midgets and More over on 6th. There’s a website; google it. I think they ship. I got a floor model for about 35% off but I did some tricky negotiatin’.
I need MY midget to be Mexican so I can pay him half minimum wage to wash my car. (Hee, minimum!)
I’m going straight to hell.