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HGoogle Search Term o’ the Week!I

pic of jamie foxx at plies consent holding his self and looking at plies

Yes, I’m sure there’s some cryptic meaning to this search term.  Maybe ‘plies’ is some sort of fancy club in Hollywood or something, I don’t know.  I’m going to consider it as a typo though, because it’s much funnier that way.

On to point number two:  In this day and age we can send people into outer space to live for months at a time, we can tear apart someone’s DNA and see that they’re likely going to forget their keys and call their children wrong names a lot as they get older.  But we can’t educate vast scores of people not to say “his self”?  Something’s wrong here.

Third:  WTF?

Fourth:  Jesus, I lost my breakfast thinking of Jamie Foxx standing anywhere, looking at anything, and “holding himself”.

Fourth-point-five:  Since when did Jamie Foxx start asking for people’s consent to do anything?

Fifth:  WTF again?  I just Googled ‘Plies’ just to see what came up.  Here’s what came up:

I … I … just can’t make any sense of it all.  Someone, please, anyone – decipher this for me?  What in the pop culture world happened to prompt someone to use this search term???  I’m going to be sick if someone caught Jamie Foxx rubbing the little smiling Buddha while looking at a picture of this dude at some sort of night club called “Consent”.

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7 Comments to Google Search Term o’ the Week!

  1. Monday, December 22, 2008 at 8:55 AM | Permalink

    Jamie Fox really needs to check his self.

  2. Monday, December 22, 2008 at 8:58 AM | Permalink

    I agree with Candy. Failure to do so could make him wreck his self.

  3. Monday, December 22, 2008 at 9:43 AM | Permalink

    If it’s a typo and he’s really looking at PILES that’s even more disturbing. I’d photoshop Jamie staring at some huge hemorrhoids but seriously I can’t be assed. Plus I want to keep my breakfast down.

    “His self” cracks me up. And now Candy and the Imaginary Reviewer have given me the giggles.

  4. Monday, December 22, 2008 at 12:24 PM | Permalink

    The words “his self” work, if you insert words like “bad ass” or “broke down” inbetween them.

  5. Monday, December 22, 2008 at 2:27 PM | Permalink

    Maybe he can’t spell Pies?

    Pies would make it better.

  6. Monday, December 22, 2008 at 8:07 PM | Permalink

    WTF?

  7. Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 7:08 PM | Permalink

    I am sorry, but… that makes no sense at all. I am sorry.

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