can a scab on the eardrum cause me to hear a roaring noise in my ear
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If you find this blog offensive, please leave and never come back, ever. Returning if you're offended is about the most retarded thing you can do.
If you're here to build a court case against me, fuck off. You're not allowed to be here.
Before you jihad me, realize that I don't even believe the things I say. For real. It's all a big sham. Thanks for visiting though.
Well, WTF? Can it?
Huh? Did you say something?
I’m trying to raise my “commenting” numbers here.
LMAO… bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha…
@Suze; If that’s the case, then what ever you do, DON’T change the name you go by half way thru your comments
Anyone have a Q-tip?
Suze: You have your work cut out for you. Try and keep up or we’ll have to send the short bus for you.
Melo: Ahh, you and your multiple names…you coulda been a lot higher, methinks.
Augusto: I alredy used it on my ear and look what happened! It jiggled my brain!
Well hey, two can play that game SuzeL.
See what I mean?
Of course you do.
What’s that about ears now?
That’s wild. I mean, was the guy having random ear-sex or what? It has to bleed in order for a scab to form, so he either got stabbed in the eardrum, or had random ear-sex for that to have happened; I’m guessing the latter.
More importantly, how did the scab get there? Really drunk boyfriend take a stab in the dark and just figured “well…it’s in…I might as well keep going”
It’s from ear herpes.
The roaring sound is from the Male Herpe, he uses it to mark his territory and attract a mate.
What’s that? I cant hear you over all this roaring.
Ha, I am commenting about the short bus. My bus is so short I believe they call it a rickshaw – but I always wear my helmet.
Did Red go on an effing comment rampage over Thanksgiving weekend? Now I’m in 4th place??!?!? Arrrrggh. Now I have to say shit. A bunch of times.
Yes.
No, but it can cause roaring on a blog. Or not. Scabs. mmmm. ewwww. mmmm.
Hey, what’s with q-tips anyways? When did they start having razor blades on them?