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Written by God on Saturday, December 20, 2008 — 5 Comments

Today over at Candy’s Christmas Party I won a prize!

prize

Too bad the prize was a word verification.

But still, I didn’t see YOU winning anything at her party!

Hey, if you’re not busy wrapping boxes of Pot of Gold chocolate and sweeping up tinsel that got all the way to the other side of your house from its original spot on the Chrimmas tree, you should stop by her blog, leave a comment, then maybe make me some chocolate chip cookies.

(I just slipped the cookies part in but I don’t expect you to actually make me any since you’re wherever you live and I’m all the way up here.  Still though, you could post a picture of chocolate chip cookies on your blog to impress me.)

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5 Comments to “I’m a winner!”

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  1. Candy's Gravatar Candy
    Saturday, December 20, 2008 at 1:24 PM | Permalink

    Your prize is a BIG,FAT, KISS on the LIPS from me (no tounges-we hardly know each other). But you have to come to Beantown to get me to pay up!!! (you know I love ya babe!)

  2. MorgantheMuse's Gravatar MorgantheMuse
    Saturday, December 20, 2008 at 4:56 PM | Permalink

    Prize, I love it.

  3. Giggle Pixie's Gravatar Giggle Pixie
    Saturday, December 20, 2008 at 9:27 PM | Permalink

    I don’t even have enough luck to work at word verification! lol

  4. Cora's Gravatar Cora
    Saturday, December 20, 2008 at 9:35 PM | Permalink

    You got a “prize” and I got “allatio”. Nice.

  5. Dog Breath's Gravatar Dog Breath
    Monday, December 22, 2008 at 2:01 PM | Permalink

    Why do they call it a “Booby prize” when that’s the best prize of all?

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