I’ve been tagged by both Scope and E Deconstructed (or is it just ‘E’?) for the That Blue Yak Crappy Gifts For Sick People charity junkraiser. Wow, talk about being double teamed.
I was thinking to myself, “Self, what is the shittiest gift you could possibly give sick people for Christmas?” Herpes was my first thought, because, you know, dumping another ailment on someone is probably the worst thing you could ever do.
I decided to forgo the ailment route and instead combines the two shittiest things I could think of: Elvis Presley and things that have no function. Combine the two, and we get an Elvis Collectible Plate – a plate so idiotic and useless that sick people couldn’t help but laugh at receiving it.
They might even fight over it just for a great laugh? You know how at a gift exchange people get all goofy and pretend to be excited at something ridiculous they get? It might turn out to be the hit gift at the sick person shelter! Err, I guess that would be a hospital.
Anyways, I must forward on this meme so that we can continue spreading our own brand of sickness in the world. Here are the rules:
1) Pick a crappy gift for the That Blue Yak Crappy Gifts For Sick People Stockpile and post it on your site.
2) Pick 5 bloggers that you think might want to open their hearts and pick a crappy gift.
3) Link back to this post.
4) And if you really want to get into heaven, write, “I POSTED A CRAPPY GIFT” in the comments section of this post so we can see the crappy gifts you picked.
The bloggers I pick are randomly selected by my hand that moved the mouse over from my RSS feeds so there’s no favoritism going on here:
Please visit their blogs to see if they follow through on this stuff.
Are you kidding? That is top quality….ahh, who am I kidding? That thing really is crap Poo (get it? crap poo? That’s what she said. HUH? ).
Honest, I checked your comments looking to see if you had already been tagged. And thanks for the “Thumbs Up” I will display it with honor. Or horror. I always confuse those words. Especially when the font is small, or the person has crappy handwritting.
That is truly (or truely as my ex writes in all his texts to me-hes such a dumbass) the KING of CRAPPY gifts!
Ooh, thank you, Poo. This will take some thinking. The crappiest gift I could give sick people? Hmm…. probably the same thing my ex-Mother-In-Law would like to give me. (scary thought)
I’ll get right on it.
That’s a pretty crappy gift, alright. I’m not sure I ‘get’ this meme but that’s ok… I’ll just assume it’s over my head because I’m INCAPABLE of giving crappy gifts… he he he
(LMAO @ Candy’s ex dumbass comment)
Poo, my crappy gift is posted! Enjoy.
I asked for crappy gifts not the bests gifts ever.
Tagged?
Did they use the Ketamine Dart?
Does the tag hurt?
This is a shitty gift – the only thing worse would be an Elvis lamp.
Poo, how are you?
That is a truly, truly crappy gift. Well done, my friend!
Worse gift:
The cretificate of authenticity for an Elvis plate.
Dude, that is even uglier than what I imagined it to be.
It’s just “E”…and what do you mean crappy?? I’ve got like 5 of those plates and I love them. Most especially the “fat elvis in glittering silver jumpsuit drizzled in sweat” edition. It’s a classic!
Thanks for the tag man!
If you had the Elvis Dead on the Toilet plate, that would be awesome.