Dearest TOSON Readers,
By now, everyone and their dog has forwarded their pleas to be voted for in this year’s Drysdale Awards.
Not familiar with the Drysdale Awards? Please visit The Official Site of Grant Miller and familiarize yourself before placing your all-important vote.
Yours truly isn’t up for the Blogger of the Year award because, ah, ummm, I emailed Grant and told him to let everyone else have a shot. Yeah, so there. I was being nice.
It would look silly not to include me in ANY category though, so Mr. Miller insisted that he include me in the awards competition and put me under the category of “Blog With The Most Spam Comments” as a dummy category just so other people could have a chance and feel good winning in other categories. As you can see, I’ve already taken first place in that category by a long shot, even though I haven’t had one spam comment elude my hawk eyes. It’s like people are compelled to vote for me, no matter whether it makes any sense or not. It just wouldn’t be fair to put me in any other categories.
So, if you haven’t gone there and voted yet, I recommend you do. But not for me. Please vote for other people who maybe aren’t deserving or anywhere near as handsome or talented, but they are out there, blogging every day or second day, posting pictures of their cats and Christmas decorations and doing their best. They deserve recognition too.
Yours truly in Jesus and Mohammed and Satan and Stan,
Thanks for promoting the less fortunate, attractive, and intelligent bloggers out there. Hopefully this push will help me win Blogger of the Year.
You are so gracious.
We’re still second (I think) for Least Influential Political Blog. Fingers crossed, man. Fingers crossed.
Please ask Cynie to speak up on your snapvine. I can’t hear her.
That fucking WendyB came out of nowhere yesterday and is kicking my ass all over the place for the “Most Swears” award.
This my appeal to all of Poob’s kick-ass readers: Please vote for me for Most Swears.
I promise my foul mouth is worthy of the honor. Just look over there to the right under “Top 10 Badass Bloggers.” I fucking told you. Please vote for my ass.
Hey, Poo? Is there a way to run WendyB’s blog through that thing to see how we match up? Also, if you do it and she wins, I don’t want to know.
Hey Poo, I already voted for you. It’s too late.
I’m surprised you haven’t given yourself an award or did I just miss that one?
Oh yea, I started a shiny new blog just for you.
I voted for you (and you too, Gwen!!). And if you don’t win, my social calendar is pretty light right now so I’d be happy to help you firebomb…er…boycott the Drysdales and Mr. Miller’s blog.
Oh shit – crayons. Can I color?
BTW, Gwen offered me $5,000 to vote for her. She’s selling you short I tell ya!
Suck it poo. I ain’t votin for you because you can scribble worse than my 4 year old.
Becks: You’re a shoe-in then! *wink*
Red: I sure believe in your political agenda, whatever it may be.
Zibbsy: I can’t hear her either….just waiting for her to come back and fix it….any day now.
Gwen: The internet doesn’t lie. You won the top swearer, fair and square. Also, i ran it through for you, and according to my calculations, she’s only at 22nd place. if you don’t win, I think it’s rigged.
DB: You may have noticed my response to your new digs? Ahem.
Pixie: I’ve already got several Molotov cocktails ready to go. I may end up drinking them.
Suze: I dunno, CAN you color? I bet you keep it in the lines baby, ohhh yeah, right in those lines there. Anyways, Gwen paid you money? Gwen, can you pay ME money?? I already voted for you, but I think I deserve to get PAY-D!
Greta: My art team pulled that one together. I have no idea how they did that masterpiece.
Is this all somehow associated with Mr. Drysdale the banker on the Beverly Hillbillies???
I’m just not sure but I thing maybe.
I have no idea, but let’s pretend that’s the way it is just for fun.
Perfect! She may have a ring that spells “FUCK” across the knuckles, but now I know I’m a bigger badass. Thanks for clearing that up for me. Love you!
I think it’s rigged, too. Why is Zibbs up for Best Blog, and still beating me in the Dullest Blog category?
Fancy,
Dr Zibbs is a hypnotist. He can make you do anything.
He made me change my socks. I walked around all day with them on the outside of my boots.