Right now while you people are running around and last minute shopping for Christmas gifts, there is a war waging on all around you. It could be happening right down the street, it could be right across your hallway. And you wouldn’t even know. And it’s got nothing to do with bomb-making middle-eastern fanatics trying to show you that Allah is better than whatever God it is that you subscribe to.
See, right now the Scientologists are fighting for your soul. They are making brochures to try and get you into an audit to cure your chaotic inner-self, they are tromping around in the bitter freezing cold looking for Thetans to save, and behind the scenes they are planning on taking over the government by installing Scientologist-friendly politicians into power. All to save your heathen asses from the great space opera that threatens the entire universe.
I encourage you to pause for a moment while you’re watching your favorite Christmas movies and think about the hard working people that never stop trying to take all of your money, strip you of all your current family associations and religious beliefs, crush your psychological well-being save your very soul.
Oh, I’ll be thinking about them alright. I’ll be thinking they’d all fall into a black hole.
Do you know how stupid followers of Scientology are? They’re so stupid they don’t even KNOW that their “church” was originally a series of science fiction writings created by L.Ron Hubbard. See, he decided that sci-fi had such a huge following that he’d try to turn his book into a religion to see how it fared. And those idiots ate it up. Pathetic. By the way it was originally called DIANETICS.
How do you know you’ve reached absolutely blogger awesomness?? When just reading the title of your post on my blogroll makes me chuckle.
You, POO…are AWESOME!
Oh and P.S. Tom Cruise scares the ever living bejebus out of me.
The only war that’s goin on in my apartment is the crazy bitch next door left her fuckin laundry in the washing machine again.
Celebs like Scientology because you can buy your way into leadership of the cult. If you have more money than you can spend, it’s kind of nice to set yourself up as a Demigod.
It beats the piss out of plenary indulgences.