Piranha pants.
Yeah, I was thinking about what the most uncomfortable pair of clothing I could ever own would be and that’s what I came up with.
I’d be sitting at my desk and little chompers would be trying to eat my legs while I worked. Complete suckage. Not to mention I hate fish, God fish stink. This would be another reason aside from my Tourettes Syndrome for people at the office to shun me.
What about you? Any ideas?
Clothes pin underwear
HA HA HA! You’ve got me crying-laughing here now. Good thing I don’t work in an office, I would get a “talk” over it, I’m sure.
What about barbed wire panties?
OWIE. I’d rather go commando. Oddly, this is the second time I’ve typed that sentance this morning. Bizarre.
Did I tell you my crappy gift post is up? I can’t remember if I told you yet or not.
Oh, yep, I told you already. I just checked. Oops.
Hey! Guess what? Look at the Top Commenters List. I’m sandwiched between Some Guy and Dr Zibbs. Oooh, yeah. Don’t say anything, I want to savor this funky, sexy moment while it lasts.
Hahaha @ Cora
Let’s talk about actual REAL uncomfortable clothing for a minute, shall we? How about bras? Hate the damn things.
Jock strap made out of leeches. Hmm?
Or, worse yet….mosquitos.
1. Banna hammock made from wool Army blankets on shaved junk.
2. Sandpaper butt plug held on with a lag screw (OK not clothing).
3. Poison Ivy Tampon. (Also not clothing).
4. Fresh cut Onion eyeglasses.
5. Staple on pants.
6. Hot glue on G-String.
7. An umbrella that opens inside your penis (OK that’s just silly).
8. A wool Army blanket Bra / Panties set (The Babes of Siberia Collection).
9. A rainbow Tie-Died T-Shirt, Bell bottom Levis, and birkenstocks (In Tehran, OK anywhere)
10. Stingray skin bicycle shorts.
I think anything made from wool qualifies…. especially a banana hammock.
How about a jellyfish bra?
Pixie, jellyfish are transparent. Could you model that one?
lol@dogbreath! Modeling that would be difficult, since it would be so painful that it would cause me to shiver and jump about from foot to foot and to…..ahhhhhh, I see where you going with this!!!!
ROTFL
I’m gonna go with a Mohair Straight-Jacket for 200, Alex.
LMAO…not at you tho…at Dog Breath’s comment!
I’m not a Sadist but I enjoy a good show.