Comments on: Coffee whitener: What makes it so special and explosive?

By: E

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 05:53:34 +0000

Ahhh Mythbusters….I so want to be an intern for them with the possibility of becoming the female Grant Imahara. I’d be perfect for that job too…not only am I cute enough for TV but I have no regard for personal safety (or other’s safety for that matter) when it comes to blowing shit up!

By: mjenks

mjenks — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:48:56 +0000

I should have known Mjenks was gonna get all technical on me – in fact, while I was writing it I even titled it….”Coffee Whitener: Mjenks Plz Explain?”

What the hell good would seven and a half years of science-education do if I couldn’t liken everything in the universe to something sexual and/or figure out how to make every day things blow the fuck up?

By: Dog Breath

Dog Breath — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:41:42 +0000

Yep, powdered sugar, white flour or even Xerox toner all will have the same result (explody wize). It’s mainly the extra surface area fine powders produce. Try powdered aluminum BOOM!

By: God

God — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:50:35 +0000

I should have known Mjenks was gonna get all technical on me – in fact, while I was writing it I even titled it….”Coffee Whitener: Mjenks Plz Explain?”

By: augusto

augusto — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:25:53 +0000

I’ve seen them claim something about being an edible oil product. While I’m not ordinarily inclined to eat anything containing petroleum, I bet the oiliness makes your skin feel nice in winter when it is cold and dry all over.

Cheers

By: Tony Spunk

Tony Spunk — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:16:18 +0000

Plus bro, you can put that stuff in baggies and wave it in front of the ladies who hang around off the Vegas Strip and they’ll do anything for you. ANYTHING.

Of course I’m joking. But damn it’s a good idea.

By: Giggle Pixie

Giggle Pixie — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:36:58 +0000

I thought Starbucks had a patent on the use of baby souls?

By: mjenks

mjenks — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:51:49 +0000

Also, CFCs are typically gaseous or liquid, so you’re safe. They’re not in your silly whitener.

However, dichloromethane is used to decaffeinate coffee, which would make it a CC (chloro-carbon).

By: Dog Breath

Dog Breath — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:11:45 +0000

Cream and sugar are for peach eating crumpet toasting pinky extending sissy girls.

I’m with the Guv. Drink Coffee black like God intended or just munch the raw cherrys if you can get them.

If you were a real man you’d chew a mouthfull of coffee beans while drinking boiling water.

By: Greta

Greta — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:52:22 +0000

French vanilla/caramel baby souls. Yummmm.