Remember the time you had your first colonic?
You were probably in a dimly lit place -maybe tropical – Cuba? Mexico? Jamica? – your friends around you, laughing and having a great time. You thought you’d try something new. A ‘colonic’ sounded good, heck you would have taken anything inside you that night considering the amount you already had to drink.
Wait wait wait. I think I’m thinking of a Mojito here. Yeah, that’s it…mojito. Remember the time you had your first mojito?
Mojito? Never had one…but how could I forget my first colonic? Thanks for the memories.
I can see how you got them confused. Both of them make your head feel slighty fuzzy afterward, both of them involved chilled water cooling you in the core of your body, both of them involve water that’s turned ‘slightly unclear’, both taste faintly of mint.
I tried putting a Mojito up my ass but the frigging little umbretta kept opening.
After reading this post, I prompty drank a Mojito while giving myself a colonic. Squeaky clean baby!!
I be lovin’ me some mojitos, colonics…well not so much but I never tried combing the two. It would leave your ass minty fresh!
I can totally see how you’d confuse those…
Sadly I had a mojito as my first colonic. That lime juice really stung.
Wait, aren’t mojito colonics supposed to be really good at getting you really fucked up? Wasn’t that the rage for a while? Pouring alcohol up your asshole to absorb it faster or something?
Can you pass a breathalyzer test if you only put alcohol up your ass?
No you can’t but it would be cool if you could.
I think they should make mojito scented colonics. Gotta love that nice minty freshness.
I would have to have several mojitos before a colonic.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Also, how does mjenks know so dang much about colonics?