Your new policy on voting once per day per blog is insensible.
When you have a world-class [crass] blog writer like me who decides that the best way to a blog reader’s heart is through vast quantities of meaningless and trivial blog posts, well, it sucks to be me.
Therefore I give up on your Humor-blogs.com where I used to vote for each one of my legitimate entries, and…well, I’ll take them to humorous-bloggers.com which I’m sure has a more sensible policy towards mass-posting buffoons like me. Wait, there isn’t a humorous-bloggers.com. Umh. Hmm. Crapola, no leverage.
Well anyways, I’m removing links and all sorts of miffed-type actions. That is until you offer to change your policy and promise to buy us all muffins. Double chocolate muffins, please.
Regards,
the writers at othersideofnormal.com
(all one of us)
PS: Most of you readers don’t give a hoot because you didn’t vote anyways. And that’s A-okay! But you should back me right now because I might be able to swing us double-chocolate muffins.
Did someone say ‘muffins’?
Then I hearby support you in your outrage and will purge any and Humor-blogs.com stuff from my blog this instant.
Infact, I am so outraged that I’m going to use the Keanu Reeves / Sandra Bullock mailbox from the movie “The Lake House” [no link supplied because I'm not encouraging anyone to see this film] to send a message back in time to myself, warning me to never place any Humor-blogs.com links on my blog to begin with.
Hopefully the double chocolate muffin will be slightly warm, and there will be a cold glass of 2% milk handy. Skim? What kind of muffin mangling heathen are you?
I do not know what you are talking about, but I, like any good citizen of America (Gooooobama!) I am doing my duty for food.
I’m sorry, what were you saying? You lost me at double chocolate muffins.
I want a lemon muffin. I settle for no less.
Hee hee hee. You said muffin.
Shit, now I said it.
Twice.
I’m glad you are finally seeing the light. I think begging for votes at that lame (and not funny) site is beneath you. You are a very funny man with a very funny blog, but expecting any effort beyond my witty and insightful comments can only lead to disappointment. You don’t need their validation, sweetie. “You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggone it – people like you.”
Begging sux.
I just want to write dumb shit and not worry about anything any more, so peace out to my blogging consortium homies!
I’m going to boycot your blog! That’ll show em!
Wait…
Frigging vote Nazzis! That’s right I am comparing them to Nazzis because they built the Autobahn where there are no speed limits and people can drive as fast or slow as they want… oh wait that’s good. Crap.
I got at least three red X’s today already.
Bastards! Non-Nazzi motherfuckers!
Mmmmm….double chocolate….
It had to be said – my life has become meaningless without generous voting options.
It’s kind of fitting that this entry has no laughy faces simply because of the new voting rules. This blows!
Looks like it’s time to register about a bagillion straw men and link up to a proxy server to show em how the internets gets things doneses.