Comments on: Gaza: Y2K9

By: Dog Breath

Dog Breath — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:49:42 +0000

It’s really going to suck if I get to heaven and all the Islamists have tons of chicks!

By: Ora

Ora — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:36:57 +0000

Fighting over turf is the nature of man and beast. Well, alpha males, anyway. The alpha male gets all the women. 72 virgins, I’ve heard.

By: Vegetable Assassin

Vegetable Assassin — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:31:10 +0000

See this is the basis of why we get along, the whole nuts and chocolate thing. It is just plain wrong. It’s Lord Voldemort wrong. It’s Satan wrong. It’s Tom Cruise wrong. It’s Rosie O’Donnell naked in a vat of apple sauce wrong. I will make an occasional exception for Snickers but peanut M&Ms are the anti christ and must be exterminated.

You rule.

By: Scope

Scope — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:20:08 +0000

Poobomber – SCOPE-TECH is hard at work removing the French from St. Pierre and Miquelon for the Canadians, and here you go inviting other fuzzy foreigners to Baffin?

Color me BAFFled!

By: Greta

Greta — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:14:24 +0000

Umm…what the heck are you talking about here, Poo? Peanut M&Ms make the world go round.

By: Dog Breath

Dog Breath — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:25:09 +0000

From the movie “Zohan”.

“They’ve been fighting for 2000 years, it can’t be much longer”.

By: augusto

augusto — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:10:14 +0000

First off – that business about no aligator parts in Gatorade has to be a vicious lie.

I guess you got your dead batteries recharged…like kind of sounds like Viagra or Cialis was involved but I’m not telling anyone.

The Israelis and the Palestinians have gotten used to that nice warm climate in the desert and will have a very hard time accepting your uber-generous offer of Baffin Island.

I must say that a “turtle” with caramels and pecans with a very light chocolate coating…yum yum.

By: Dog Breath

Dog Breath — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:31:11 +0000

If the Palestinians or the Israelis move to Baffin Island, they will need bigger missiles to hit each other.

By: Cora

Cora — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:23:50 +0000

Middle East this. Middle East that. Let’s go back to the REAL issue here – no nuts mixed in the chocolate, you say?! Depends on the chocolate and depends on the nuts, Poo. Like pecans for example. They have no damn business mixing with chocolate. I’m all for segregation there. But almonds? Mix the fuckers in!!!! I love that!!!!

Now, in my opinion, what should NEVER be mixed are pizza and pineapples. Ewww. REPULSIVE. True, not as bad as drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth with minty toothpaste (shudder), but still, pineapples on a pizza turns my stomach everytime. Jesus, why don’t we just throw peaches, watermelon and kiwi slices on it and call it a day?! Save the pineapples for the fruit salad, people.

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:11:18 +0000

Give me the petition. I’ll sign it.