Crap.
I just had a really hard nap tonight and now I’m afraid I’m never going to get to sleep in a couple of hours.
I call this a “Nap Discount” because you’re really just taking that hour that you napped…okay, two hours, from the total sleep you have later in the evening. You’re not gaining any sleep ground.
Having a one two hour nap in the evening is dangerous territory. You’re inevitably going to stay up later, so it’s not like you’re gaining anything. If you had a short nap, say, a half hour or twenty minutes, you’d still fall asleep at the normal time (1:32AM, providing the Mythbusters episodes you’re watching are reruns and not fresh new material) so those short naps are like GAINING 20 or 30 minutes of your life. It’s like …winning!
I have no idea what I’m saying. But when I have naps I get thinking crazy thoughts, hence all the blog posts tonight. Plus I also get … frisky.
What a weird thing hey? Horny AND feeling like writing a bunch all at once. Kinda like when you have a hankering for Chinese food while you’re in the middle of making tacos. Mnnn tacos. Mnnn Chinese food.
I wonder if Mexican-Chinese people have a great life? I mean really, if your heritage includes celebrating two of the greatest food categories ever made, plus the Chinese ancestory made you naturally skilled at creating gunpowder while the Mexican in you made you skilled at USING gunpowder… well, let’s just say life would be grand wouldn’t it?
Not me though, *sigh*. I’m German and Norweigan mostly. The German in me makes me want to eat lots of sausage while the Norweigan in me wants to curl up in front of a fireplace while napping and farting lots. Not nearly as fun.
Hmmm….frisky (horny) and talking about sausage. Your old lady needs to be made aware of something, eh? Notice my Canadian accent? Trying to psyche you out, I’m not really Canadian, I just play one on your blog.
I wish you had offered this advice earlier. I took a nap on Tues evening, overslept, felt groggy and blaaah for the rest of the night, and now it’s 3:08AM and I cannot sleep. Right now it’d be great to be Norwegian.
We Scandinavians cherish our farts.
Is it the lutefisk?
You also get to attack your bed warmer with your peen while she is sleeping when you stay up late. The 1/2 hour wou saved for yourself is stolen from her.
I’m not a napper. Not sure why, it just never took. But it sounds like napping causes a lot of problems so maybe I’m glad.
Shouldn’t the Norwegian in you make you want to put on a helmet with horns and sack something?
Lutefisk is cod boiled in lye water (aqueous NaOH).
I’d be a little concerned to find I had a Norwegian in me….Especially if was horny. Those damn vikings.
Oh come on Gov, if you had a Norwegian in you, you’d yodle like a Swiss goat hearder.
Never heard a swiss goat herder yodel – is that like the Ricola guy?
Don’ t blame the cod – any kind of fish boiled in lye is gonna be disgusting no matter how manny Norwegians have been in you or farting by the fireplace…wait, isn’t that a fire/explosion hazard?
Augusto,
it’s like the Ricola guy but much louder and higher pitched.
Dog Breath:
So, it’s like listening to Bjork speak?