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…so what’s the deal, is he still alive or what?

Last time I heard, he was still smokin’ cigarettes and battling some sort of unbattleable form of cancer.  Now I see he’s got a new show on TV where he fires rocket launchers at buildings, then presumably dances around with Jennifer Grey afterwords.  Or is it his ghost?

Remember when you first saw Patrick Swayze?  Was it Roadhouse?  Was it Dirty Dancing?  Was it The Outsiders?  Was it Red Dawn?  Or was it another movie of his where he wore a shirt with torn-off sleeves and sported a highbrown mullet?

Well, I hope he’s still around.  My dead pool doesn’t have him expiring ’til 2010.

(Kidding.)

(But if I were a betting man…)

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8 Comments to Patrick Swayze…

  1. augusto's Gravatar augusto
    Tuesday, January 6, 2009 at 12:01 PM | Permalink

    At present, he lingers on, although not looking so good, and BaBa WaWa gets him and wifey to spill their proverbial guts tomorrow night.

  2. Tuesday, January 6, 2009 at 12:35 PM | Permalink

    Red Dawn was my first Swayzee exposure. And he exposes himself to me at least once a year in that feast for the eyes.

  3. Tuesday, January 6, 2009 at 12:56 PM | Permalink

    I saw him in a wretched Christmas movie recently…that’s 2 hours of my life I can’t get back. But I first saw him in the Outsiders…Red Dawn and Roadhouse are my favorites of his.

    I hope he hangs in there.

  4. Tuesday, January 6, 2009 at 2:10 PM | Permalink

    What’s the point of eating healthy and exercizing? The only way to be athletic and old is to drink the blood of virgins like Magic Johnson.

    The big question is when will Magic fake his death and move to the ultra plush compound on the dark side of the moon with JFK and Elvis.

  5. Cora's Gravatar Cora
    Tuesday, January 6, 2009 at 2:26 PM | Permalink

    Dirty Dancing. Yawn.

    Yep, he’s still alive. But he’s not looking too good. Kinda like the Crypt Keeper.

  6. Tuesday, January 6, 2009 at 5:52 PM | Permalink

    He’s still alive, but if I have to watch him wagging those jazz hands one more time I might have to take him out myself.

  7. Tuesday, January 6, 2009 at 6:16 PM | Permalink

    Aparrently MSN reads your Blog. They put up an article about him this afternoon.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28522786/&GT1=43001

    He’s going to be on TV, aint that swell?

  8. E's Gravatar E
    Saturday, January 10, 2009 at 11:46 PM | Permalink

    JAZZ HANDZ!!!!

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