http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/01/29/lkl.ted.haggard/index.html

So you like guy-guy sex, you’re a meth junkie, you’re the president of the National Association of Evangelicals, and you’re also the pastor of a church?  What’s the best way to celebrate your hypocrasy?  By having MORE guy-guy sex, MORE crystal meth, and being even MORE anti-whatever-you-are publicly then going on Larry King to absolve you of your ‘sins’!

So look, I have no idea who this Ted Haggard guy is and could care less about his issues, but I love the fact another Holy Man has proved his own humanity by sticking penises and syringes into his body, rallying against it during the day, then finally getting caught and saying he’s a “Heterosexual with issues.”

Dude, I’M a heterosexual with issues – I smoke too much, am chronically sleepy, I fart in public if it suits me, I dislike socializing, cringe for no good reason when a phone rings, and my memory is restricted to either events that happened three minutes or 5 years ago – nothing in between.

You sir, are a cunt.  A cunt who still can’t call himself a bisexual or a gay man and parades around saying “Hey, I’m a heterosexual man with homosexual connections! No problems, are we cool now, everyone?  I could probably be your leader again right now if you just asked me.  See?  No male prostitutes in sight!  Not a gram of junk in my body either!  So…can I?”

Also Ted, you’re a cunt for being an evangelical pastor – any person who thinks they should be a leader of a religious organization because they’re more in touch with God than anyone else is by default a cunt.  Especially one that becomes that way by denouncing the very things they are.

Yep, I just called every priest, pastor, minister, soothsayer, icon, reverend, etc. a cunt.  I’m a cunt too, so look, we’re all the same.

Now if you excuse me Ted, I’ll go back to forgetting who you are and finish off my cigarette.  You go back to being a righteous dick.