If almost every single country is in debt, mostly to other countries, then which country is the one that has all the money to lend out? I want to live in THAT country. I bet it’s like this:
Or like this:
But probably not like this:
Why not like this? Because anyone knows that if there is a paradise, there aren’t white shirts because paradise is full of hamburgers and chocolate and things that stain.
Also, Jesus totally looks like a pedophile in this picture, “Come to me my children. No, I really mean children – you look like you’re in your thirties, turn around dude. Wait…did you bring any Japanese schoolgirls with you? No? Okay, turn around then. I think there’s a gas station two miles down the road with a payphone.”
Damn right heaven is full of chocolate! Heaven is MADE OUT OF CHOCOLATE!!!! Thus, I think everyone is naked in heaven. I mean, if everything is chocolate there, clothing just would not be practical, c’mon.
Yep if you imagine pearly gates, streets of Gold and huge throne… you might wonder if you were in heaven or sleeping off ruphies at Elton John’s.
Considering that the pope’s minions (he is the ambassador from God and Jesus on earth, ya know) have a distinct preference for boys, I suspect Jesus was asking if you brought any Japanese schoolboys. I’m just saying…..
Heaven has to be full of chocolate and alcohol or I’m not going. So there.
The dude in the painting looks more like a pubescent Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Oh now I feel sick.
Although, re: Cora’s comment, if heaven was made of chocolate and we all ate it all day long no one would WANT to be naked cos we’d be the size of China.
Pixie, I don’t think you need to worry about chocolate in Heaven. Maybe you should look foreward to Devil’s food cake.
@Guvvy: In heaven chocolate NEVER makes you fat. NEVER. You can eat all you want without any worry. You can roll around in it buck naked making chocolate angels with your boyfriend all day! ALL DAY! But you will NOT get fat! Nor pregnant! I promise!
Cora, according to the Mormons you have to be fat and pregnant to get into heaven.