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Ohhh, this little meme thingy made its way ’round to TOSON.

I’m so embarrassed about what I carry around in my Vera Wang Chung purse….here, let me dump it out and take a picture.

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11 Comments to What’s in my purse?

  1. Thursday, February 12, 2009 at 2:02 AM | Permalink

    Oh, that is lovely! I never carry my spare nose with me, since it gets covered lint and just becomes so nasty looking, I have to get a new one.

  2. E's Gravatar E
    Thursday, February 12, 2009 at 2:18 AM | Permalink

    I was wondering what you carried around on a daily basis, and was about to tag you when I asked myself “self? do you really really want to know?”

    My answer was…yes, but I didn’t think my stomach would handle the results.

    It seems I had nothing to worry about.

  3. Thursday, February 12, 2009 at 7:21 AM | Permalink

    Don’t be embarassed, everybody carries snacks in their purse.

  4. Thursday, February 12, 2009 at 8:00 AM | Permalink

    OOOhhh…..I’m shocked!!!!

    Vera Wang purse??? exspensive…
    Niiiice

  5. Thursday, February 12, 2009 at 8:01 AM | Permalink

    OOOhhh…..I’m shocked!!!! A Vera Wang purse??? exspensive…
    Niiiice

  6. Dog Breath's Gravatar Dog Breath
    Thursday, February 12, 2009 at 10:34 AM | Permalink

    Why did you dump it on a mirror?

    Does the nose still have some coke in it?

  7. Sassy Britches's Gravatar Sassy Britches
    Thursday, February 12, 2009 at 10:41 AM | Permalink

    Is this the new bartering system they’re trying to implement? “I’ll give you one nose for that carton of eggs, please. Thank you!”

  8. Cora's Gravatar Cora
    Friday, February 13, 2009 at 12:56 PM | Permalink

    Bad day at work? Co-workers got on your nerves I see.

  9. Monday, February 16, 2009 at 7:34 PM | Permalink

    Huh, and I was embarrassed by all those used condoms…

    You win!

  10. Monday, February 16, 2009 at 7:42 PM | Permalink

    I was wondering why my hearing was a little off lately. Remind me to not fall asleep at your house again.

  11. Dog Breath's Gravatar Dog Breath
    Wednesday, February 18, 2009 at 2:34 PM | Permalink

    That’s why I told you to stop carrying a steak knife set in your purse!

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