Thanks go out to Soda & Candy for ending my strike! If no one had destroyed Dallas by tomorrow, I was afraid I’d have to scab. Not the kind of scab you pick and throw into your buddies’ morning coffee either.
PS: Don’t let Richard Gere see this picture.
The hamster would need the flaming chainsaw of DEATH just to get through are the crusty barnacals growing in/around his ass.
Hahahaha, you’re welcome! I feel quite famous.
Richard Gere would be all over that poor hamster.
Wow, Dallas looks a lot smaller than I remember. I guess that’s AFTER the destruction though, right? If so, the hamster missed a few spots. Tell him to get his ass back down there and finish the job.
I think the hamster put Zippo fluid in the chain oiler. That’ll wear out the chain bar pretty quick. Napalm has better lubricating properties.