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Written by God on Friday, March 27, 2009 — 7 Comments

I’m on strike, that means no more posts today until my demands are met.

What are my demands?  I want to see a giant robot hamster destroy Dallas with a sonic flamethrower and laser chainsaw.

See you tomorrow, children of the universe.

(Unless you can pull some seriously magical shit off.)

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  1. Scope's Gravatar Scope
    Friday, March 27, 2009 at 7:31 AM | Permalink

    I’m not sure what Harvey the Wonder Hamster is doing today.

    I’ll ask him.

    Nope. Says the flame thrower’s on the fritz, so he’s just going to terrorize a strip mall in Waco instead.

    Sorry dude.

  2. Dog Breath's Gravatar Dog Breath
    Friday, March 27, 2009 at 7:54 AM | Permalink

    I don’t mind destroying Dallas but I wouldn’t want to use the only giant robotic hamster I have left for something this trivial.

    I’m off to Ebay to order parts for a few spare giant robotic hamsters for situations like this in the future. If only I had known.

  3. Cameron's Gravatar Cameron
    Friday, March 27, 2009 at 10:23 AM | Permalink

    Sorry, Poo. The only weapon I have at my immediate disposal is scissors (safety scissors, nonetheless). If you wish a serious paper-cut on somebody, I can hook you up.

  4. Greta's Gravatar Greta
    Friday, March 27, 2009 at 11:51 AM | Permalink

    Wasn’t there a Southpark episode like this?

  5. Soda & Candy's Gravatar Soda & Candy
    Friday, March 27, 2009 at 12:04 PM | Permalink

    I just emailed you some seriously magical shit.

  6. ReformingGeek's Gravatar ReformingGeek
    Friday, March 27, 2009 at 5:06 PM | Permalink

    Um….Dallas is very close and Dubya lives thers and I’m sure you don’t want to see the robot hamster in jail do you?

  7. The Guv'ner's Gravatar The Guv'ner
    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 2:53 AM | Permalink

    Cleveland. It needs to go there too. The hamster I mean. No one else should go there.

    / sorry Cleveland

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