From: gwb100@hotmail.com (Georgie Bush)
Sent: April 2, 2009 6:15 PM
To: Dan
Subject: IHERD U WERE WONDERING WHERN I WAS???/

HEY DUDE LONG TIME NO SPEAK11!

I BET U AND UR REEDERS HAVE BEEN WONDERNING WHAT THE GREATES PRESTIDENT OF THE UNTIED STATES OF MERICA WAS BEEN UP TO HEY???/

WHOA LONG STORY … WHERE TO BEGIN???  FIRST WHEN I RETIREDED FROM OFFICE AND LET THAT BRACK GUY TAKE MY SLOPPY SECCOND S ME N LAURNA WENT BACK TO TEXAS AND THEN I TOOK OFF AND HEADED WEST AND HAD SEXING WITH THE CHICK AND STUFF AND WOW I ENDED UP ON A BOAT AND WENT TO MALAYSHIA AND THEN THESE MOOSLIMS CHASED ME ACROSS ROOVES AND THEN I FELL AND BROKE MY HIP AND WAS AIRLIFTERED TO TOKIO AND THEY FIXED ME UP GOOD  .

THEN I CAUGHT ANOTHER BOAT BACK TO AMERICAN AND ENDED UP IN SEANTLE DID YOU KNOW IT WERE NAMED AFTER AN IDIAN GUY NAMED SEATNEL AND HE WAS LIKE THIS GUY THAT LIKE DID THINGS AND STUFF AND THEN HE DIED AND IT WERE ALL OVER AND WHATEVER HEY

JESUS ANYWAYS I RODE A TRAIN BACK TO TEXAS AND THEN SAW LAURNA WHEN SHE WAS BENDING OVER IN THE GARDEN PLANTING POTATOWES AND CRYING AND THOT I WOULD SURPRISE HER AND SNUK UP BEEHIND HER AND YELLED BOO AND SHE WAS STARTNLED AND SPUN AROWND ANDSTABBED ME IN THE EYE WITH ONE OF THEM CLAW HOE THINGS AND I RAN AWAY AND HID IN THE BUSHES AND I DONT EVEN THINK SHE KNEW WHO IT WERE  !!!

WOW HEY CRAZY HUH ???  SO THEN I LEFT AND WENT TO LIKE ALABARMA AND GOT IN A BIG CAR RACE WITH THE COPS AND JUMPED THIS DICH IN THE CAR AND THE COPS COULDNT FOLLOW ME AND THEN I SAT ON THE OTHNER SIDE AND MADE FACES AT THEM AND THEN DROVE OFF AND SOLD THAT CAR THEN BOUGHT A TOYOTA CAUSE WE ALL KNOW AMERICAN CARS SUCK AND I DROVE AROUND AWILE TRYING TO SAVE PEOPLE FROM SATAN AND STUFF BUT THEN I STOPPED

HAHA IM JUST KIDDING MAN IVE BEEN SITTING HERE AT THE RANCH DRINKIN LEMONADE AND TRYING TO FIND A JOB HAHA APRIL FOOLS DAY DUDE

U KNOW ITS REALLY TUFF 2 FIND A JOB THESE DAYS HAY??  I PUT A RESUMAY IN AT THIS ONE PLACE FOR THE OWNER OF THE COMPANY AND THEY SAID YOU CANT JUST BECOME THE OWNER OF A COMPANY LIKE THAT SO I WAS MAD AND KICKED THIS GARBANGE CAN ON THE WAY OUT THE DOOR!!!1  WHOA ITS LIKE THERES SOME SORT OF DEPRENSION OR SOME SORT OF THING WHERE PEOPLE DONT HAVE JOBS AND MONEUY AND STUFF 111!!!  DIID U KNOW THIS???

ANYWAYS GESS WAT??  CHAINEY AND HIS WIFE ARE OVER VISITING TONITE AND WE STARTED SMOKING POT AND HE WAS ALL UP IN MY FACE AND BEING TOUGH AND SAYING ALL SORTS OF WEIRD THINGS LIKE HE WAS GOING TO MAKE IT RAIN AND STUFF SO I PUNCHED HIM IN THE CHEST AND HE HAD A LITTLE HART ATTACK AND SAT DOWN AND GOT ALL QUIET HAHAHA FUNNY HEY???  DANRED GUY JUST DOESNT KNOW WHEN 2 SHUT UP SO I MADE HIM SHUT UP ………………….U KNOW IF YOU POKE HIM RIGHT BELOW HIS LEFT NIPPLE U CAN KILL HIM DONT TELL ANY1 THOUGH CAUSE HES A PRETTY GOOD GUY IF YOUR LIKE WHITE AND OLD AND RICH

ANYWAYS LAURNA SAYS HI AND KEEPS ASKING IF YOU COULD BRING BACK THAT TUPPERWEAR THING FROM LIKE LAST YEAR CAUSE ITS LIKE SUPER EXPENSIVE AND WE DONT HAVE ALL THAT MUCH MONEY TO BUY NEW ONES I GUESS