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Written by God on Sunday, April 19, 2009 — 6 Comments

The other night while grocery shopping, somehow by accident a bag of General Tao’s Chicken chips jumped from the shelf into the shopping cart I was pushing!

Wow, how did that happen?

We were discussing these particularly delicious chips here at Casa de Poobomber later in the evening – who was General Tao?  I’ve heard of General Tso before, and why the hell are all these Generals coming out with these great potato chip flavours?  When you reach a certain rank in the Chinese army do they start training you in spices and potatoes?

Anyways, that got me thinking about some other flavours of chips based on military people or other leaders. Being that this is Canada, maybe some of you haven’t heard of them before, so allow me to introduce you.

 

stalin bush fuehrer kim jong il  mao saddam

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Posted in Poor taste and high in calories, Poorly Photoshopped Crap, Things I Overheard In My Head

6 Comments to “New and offensive chip flavors!”

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  1. The Guv'ner's Gravatar The Guv'ner
    Sunday, April 19, 2009 at 1:46 PM | Permalink

    Rice, kimchi and dirt sounds amazing. I’m all for dictator chips. Yum.

  2. Dale's Gravatar Dale
    Sunday, April 19, 2009 at 2:41 PM | Permalink

    Everytime I mention General Tso to someone, they say ‘do you mean General Tao’? Fuck them.

  3. Dog Breath's Gravatar Dog Breath
    Sunday, April 19, 2009 at 6:29 PM | Permalink

    General Petraeus water flavored chips, “Bet you can’t eat just 5000″.

    General Washington’s Oak flavored chips. “Taste like my teeth”.

  4. Soda & Candy's Gravatar Soda & Candy
    Sunday, April 19, 2009 at 9:08 PM | Permalink

    Mad photoshop skills dude.

    I love the flavors too.

  5. Greta's Gravatar Greta
    Monday, April 20, 2009 at 10:15 AM | Permalink

    They all look so harmless next to that cute little windmill.

  6. mjenks's Gravatar mjenks
    Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 1:21 PM | Permalink

    Say what you will, W has some good taste when it comes to flavoring chips.

    Also, I’d totally go for Kim–of fuck, who am I kidding. I’m posting this just so I’ll be one ahead of Gwen.

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