We’ve been cracking up at Alan Rickman’s voice appearance on Family Guy the other night. I don’t know why it’s so funny, but the Mrs. just about blows her lid off laughing whenever I do my own Alan Rickman voice impersonation.
These pictures only work if you imagine the captions spoken in an Alan Rickman drawl.
“Hellllew, would yew be so kind as to pass me the red…mahrker?”
“Hellllllew, those are lovely hair adornments, Princess. Shall we fend off the Imperial Guard?”
“Helllllllew, I just saw the red haired girl’s undergahrments and smoked a … marijuana … cigarette.”
“Helllllew, would yew like a piece of my tastelicious fru-it?”
“Helllllew, thot is my breast yew are caressing, sir.”
“Hellllllllew, would yew prefer a game of parcheesi, after we finnesh embracing?”
“Helllllllew, yew shall need to purchase me more beverages before yew enter my uterus, young gentlemen.
Come to think of it, you had to be there.
I think your comment numbers are skewed, Poo….all of a sudden people went from like 110 to 500+ and now I’m mediocre? Fucking love Family Guy!!
“Come to think of it, you had to be there.”
No. No, you didn’t. Cause I am DYING over here.
Alan Rickman pretty much saved Dogma. Well, that and Salma Hayek’s “muses” being thrust into the camera.
I never realized how much Alan Rickman resembles Chuck Norris. Amazing.
The chop with him in the chair fucking rocks!
“My word, my nipples are tingly. Well played sir!”
Alan Rickman, and you, are amazing and hysterical!
If this gives me creepy nightmares, I’m coming to find you.