Hitler: “You know, I saw you just before the war and you were so shy and um, I mean, here was a little skinny guy from ummm, and you just came out there and gave it your best, and doggone it, I was like, whew, when it was all over because I was like, umm, wow. Wow wow wow, I mean whewww, it just blew my mind what you were doing there and I couldn’t help myself when I saw you up in front of the crowd and that podium and just giving it your all. I mean, sometimes you were terrible, but not in a BAD way, just like…ummm, the way that you know, like you inspired a lot of people to be better people wherever they were, so there’s that whole thing.”
Stalin: “Joseph, I am so – proud – of – you, in that you took a country in like, umm, I mean it was NOT pretty, and like there you were, I mean we saw you in pictures and I believed in you, really, it was like, I mean, you just gave it your all, and I didn’t totally agree with like everything you did, but really, you were out there and wow! Things happened and I couldn’t even … shhhwhew, you’ve really grown since the beginning of your regime. I think I’m crying a little.”
George Bush: "Y’know, we – I mean *I* – didn’t know what to expect when you were … elected? and wow, just… George, I didn’t totally, ummm, I mean I just couldn’t feel what you were doing, I mean I could connect to you on such a deep emotional level but I … I didn’t always, heck George, you’re such a beautiful person and I mean like, you just came right out Texas like a tornado and hit us smack in the face. And you know what? I loved it! I mean, not entirely all of the time, but there was this once that I felt like……pshew! Great job George, just …. great.”
Fidel Castro: “Fidel, you just…I mean, here there was this little island nation and there YOU were, Fidel, you just came out of nowhere ….. fssssssshew ….. and all of a sudden, I mean, things changed! You’re just a beautiful person – inside and out – and every time we see you up on that stage, I mean not any more, but like before …. what a great choice in your outfits, I mean I couldn’t believe “Could he like, pull it off?” but you DID, Fidel, and now whew! I guess, just….wonderful. Fantastic. Nice job in your little country Fidel, nice job. Or not, I mean I had my doubts and it was…crap, Fidel, I just love you to bits.”
It was all great, but your Castro choice of outfits line made me spit.
Wow Poo your post is like mmm whoa wow! It was so serious at first then it Oh my God it got soooo funny…
I think Paula should lay off the plastic surgery before she Michael Jackson’s herself. Just sayin’.
This was even funny if you are like me and avoid AI like the plague it is!
Um, wow, Poo, I mean yeah, I like saw where you were going there, and I like, want you to stay true to yourself, but like are you sure that is where America wants you to go? I mean, I totally think you could put out an album tonight, because you were totally like, you have a bright brown aura about you, and I loved what you were wearing, and what you were saying lyrically, wow, like I don’t know, yeah. I mean you were singing, and this is supposed to be a singing competition. I love you for who are right now, and who I think someone told me that you can be. Yeah. You may or may not be amazing. Let me plant my face in Simon Cowell’s chest and pretend to argue with him for a little while so everyone forgets that I made no sense whatsoever, mkay? *Seal claps with horrific colored nails* MKAY?