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HHoly Shit: Mass Celebrity Dieoff Causes Blogger to ProcrastinateI

Written by God on Sunday, June 28, 2009 — 6 Comments

No sooner had I posted my Joe Jackson entry than Some Guy informed via his blog that Billy Mays had croaked.billy mays last sales pitch

WTF?  What’s causing all these celebrities to die all of a sudden, and when will it all stop so I can finally get some work done?  Curse celebrities and their self-centeredness.

So anyways, instead of making a Billy Mays entry and being all smug about how we’ll no longer have to turn down the volume during commercial breaks so our fucking eardrums don’t explode over some potato-peeling invention that allows us to spend more free time with our families and SAVE MONEY, I thought I’d just get everything done in a big mashup tribute.

RIP MCMAYSACKSONCETT:
19SOMETHING to THIS WEEK

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6 Comments to “Holy Shit: Mass Celebrity Dieoff Causes Blogger to Procrastinate”

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  1. Candice's Gravatar Candice
    Sunday, June 28, 2009 at 1:00 PM | Permalink

    Damn you. You beat me to it!

    • BeckEye's Gravatar BeckEye
      Sunday, June 28, 2009 at 2:06 PM | Permalink

      That picture is creeeeeeeeeeepy.

  2. Sue's Gravatar Sue
    Sunday, June 28, 2009 at 1:12 PM | Permalink

    Seriously? Did he really die? My son want to grow up to be just like him.

  3. Some Guy's Gravatar Some Guy
    Sunday, June 28, 2009 at 1:36 PM | Permalink

    Touching.

  4. Candy's Gravatar Candy
    Monday, June 29, 2009 at 2:32 PM | Permalink

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    You are my hero!

  5. Dog Breath's Gravatar Dog Breath
    Thursday, July 2, 2009 at 5:21 AM | Permalink

    Death will not stop Billy Mays.

    I warn you, do not let down your guard!

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