Yeah, he hasn’t changed a bit.  Someone ought to fist his nostrils.

I know I’m not going to make any friends by saying all this, but the Beatles also suck, they’re a bunch of moronic simpletons. Elvis was a big midwife fop bag, whatever that means.  Lynryd Sykyrd was a fucking steamy pile of shit, and I wish they would fuck off the radio.  Rush’s lead singer is a little lesbian douchebag.  The Tragically Hip are Tragically Fucking Garbage.  Duran Duran was lame lame and crap crap.  REM is a bunch of horsefucking posers.  Elton John is a square blob of festering undigested semen.  Bruce Springsteen wouldn’t know creative if it came and kicked him square in the cunt.  Bob Dylan sounds like tooth decay if it had a sound. 

Radiohead is a whiny bunch of flapping foreskins.  Coldplay is the bit of dried up orangish-colored piss around the foot of the toilet.  Nirvana was no better than the chunks of skull dripping from Courtney Love’s grimacing face.  U2 is the grease on the side of your hand when you miscalculate an asswipe.  The Eagles are comprised of a bunch of middle aged transsexual housewives.  Pink Floyd is about as exciting as the string of drool that extends from your mouth to the hooker’s belly button that you just puked into. Let mention the Beatles again – they sound like what I imagine a choir of sullied tampons with fetal alcohol syndrome would sound like.

And David Bowie still sucks.

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The only musicians that kick ass, in fact, are…the Little River Band.