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Written by God on Friday, July 24, 2009 — 7 Comments

Hey, we’re off camping for the weekend!

Jealous?

No?

Then how about, “Hey, we’re off camping this weekend with Jackie Chan, Sir Isaac Newton, and this chick’s half-sister!”

Aww yeah, now you’re jealous right?

Catch ya later bitches!

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7 Comments to “Bragging”

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  1. Skylers Dad's Gravatar Skylers Dad
    Friday, July 24, 2009 at 7:51 PM | Permalink

    Isaac Newton never gathers any firewood and drinks everybody’s beer. I’m just sayin…

  2. MJenks's Gravatar MJenks
    Friday, July 24, 2009 at 8:58 PM | Permalink

    At least Jackie Chan can chop firewood with his hands.

    I really need to see Heavy Metal.

  3. Augusto's Gravatar Augusto
    Friday, July 24, 2009 at 9:26 PM | Permalink

    If by “camping” you mean hanging out in a 5-star resort on a beautiful beach, drinking fine wines and enjoying excellent cuisine – Yeah, I’m jealous as hell.

  4. Cameron's Gravatar Cameron
    Saturday, July 25, 2009 at 1:08 PM | Permalink

    I never pictured you for the camping type. In fact, I pretty much figured you for a shut-in….I figured somebody brought you food and toilet paper, and then somehow you mysteriously scored yourself a chick…maybe she inadvertantly caught sight of your monstrous manhood one day, and just had to have it.

    • God's Gravatar God
      Sunday, July 26, 2009 at 6:49 PM | Permalink

      You’re pretty much spot-on, except for the monstrous manhood part.

  5. Scope's Gravatar Scope
    Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 4:06 PM | Permalink

    Make sure to keep BigFoot out of the Kokanee Beer. Dude’s always looking to Bogart.

  6. Dog Breath's Gravatar Dog Breath
    Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at 6:07 PM | Permalink

    Watch out for Big Foot!

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