DAAAANNNNNNNAYBOY!!!!1!

HEY U DUDE U!!!  HEY WATS SHAKIN THESE DAYS ?  HEY I GOT ME A SUPER SOANKER AND I WERE CHASING AROUND CHAINEY IN THE BACK YARD WIT H IT AND HE WERE CUSSIN AND SWEARNING AND STUFF HAHA AND WE WAS IN IN THESE SWIM SUITS LIKE IN THE FIFTYS ALL MANLIE LIKE

THEN HE FELL ON THE WET GRASS

AND ACCIDENTILLY SHOT LAURNA IN THE ARM CUS HE WERE CARRNYING ROUND A PISTOL CUS HE DONE GONE CRAZY THINKS PEEPLE ARE GOING TO ASSINATE HIM !!!  HAHA WOOPS THERE CHAINY!!!!11  SHE GOING 2 BE OKAY JUST A LITTLE PISSEY BUT U KNOW LAUNRA SHES LIKE ALL CALM AND STUFF SAYIN LIKE – DEER DICK I KNOW IT WERE AN ASSICDENT AND DONT FEEL BAD AND THEN LATER AT NITE SHE TOLD ME SHE WANTED TO RIP HIS EYES OUT WHOO SHE WERE MAD!!!1

SO LIKE WERE U BEEN ANYWYAS HAVE U GOT LIKE UR DERGEE IN PHD BLOGGING YET HAHA DR DAN?!11/?

OH CRAP .., I DONT HAVE THE HELICOPPTR ANY MORE AND HAVE TO DRIVE TO PLACESIT SUCKS SO BAD

THEESE DAYS ALL  ME AN LUANRA DO IS GO TO THE FLEA MARKETS AND STUFF AND I SHAKE HANDS AND ALL THE TIME WACK OFF INT THE FLEE MARKET BATHROOMS ONTO THE TOILET PAPER ROLLS HAHA SICK HEY ??  I GESS I GET BOREDEASY

AND LIKE THOSE FLEE MARKET PEEPLE ARE GROSS ANY WAYS

HEY !  WE WENT TO PENSACOLADA IN FLORDIDA THE OTHER WEAK AND WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND GESS WHO COMES UP 2 ME???CC??  THAT GUY MICHEAL MORE!1  YA THE GUY THAT MADE THOSE WRONG MOVIES ABOUT ME11!1   SO I UP AND PUNCHED HIM AND MY GFORCE FBI CIA GUARD GUYS CAME AND BROKE US UP IT WAS LIKE AWESOME AN STUFRF  !  U SHOULD HAF SEEN HIM TURTLE UP HAHA

ANY WAYS I HAD BETTER GO

I THINK I PEED DOWN MY LEG SITTING HERE SO LONG  ,HEY DOES THAT HAPPEN 2 U TOO?

HEY HAVE U SEEN THAT VIDEO WERE THAT RIK OCASEK ASTLEY GUY SINGES THAT NIRVANANA SONG HAHAH AWESOME HEY I WOULD LINKIT TO U BUT CONDY AINT ROUND ANY MORE TO SHOW ME HOW 2 DO THAT FANCY STUFF

OK CYA COME DOWN SOME TIME FOR BBQ!!1 I MAKE WICKED BEANS AND WE CAN SNORT SOME COKE AND RUN AROUND WITH THESE SOOPER SOAKERS

ITS OK NOW IM NOT PRESTIDENT ANY MORE SO LETS GET HI!!1 AND HAVE A GOOD TIME!

LATER PHD DANNO!!1!!!