Comments on: Happy Canada Day! And if you’re not Canadian … happy “fuck you” day!

By: Dog Breath

Dog Breath — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 10:08:22 +0000

Zombie canaries
eat the brains of explorers
killed by minigun

Canada means “Mad bird flu” in Inuit.

By: Augusto

Augusto — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:18:30 +0000

I’ve yet to figure out why any sane person would want to live amidst the tundra and moose droppings…er… antlers – although I ‘m sure it is a perfectly lovely place. I’ve also yet to figure out if there actually are any sane people there – my judgment being severely impared by observing the behaviour of the “southern brothers”.

Happy Canada day or whatever.

By: Scope

Scope — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:19:32 +0000

Curling is a sport.
Three months bad skating equals summer.
Oh No Canada

By: Scope

Scope — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:17:21 +0000

So, a logger walks into a bar, and before he even orders, the barmaid draws a pint of beer and sets in in front of him.

He takes a sip and ask the barmaid, “So, how did you know I liked Moosehead?”

“From the big antler marks on your hips, ” she replied.

By: Scope

Scope — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:13:04 +0000

French fries with weird gravy.
Looney Twooney Monopoly mooney.
Oh No Canada.

By: Cora

Cora — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:43:26 +0000

Canucks, listen up
Congratulations and shit
King Jim ain’t so bad

By: Skylers Dad

Skylers Dad — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:16:12 +0000

O! Canada, you would be perfect if only 20 degrees or so farther south.

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:03:24 +0000

I remember this
one time in Cal-garry I
got drunk on moose piss.

I apologize. My haiku skills are not what they once were. Three cheers for Canadia!

By: mjenks

mjenks — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:02:57 +0000

Maple syrup good
Tastes great on pancakes and such
Better on titties

By: mjenks

mjenks — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:01:44 +0000

Sweet sweet maple juice
February harvest time
We have sticky hands