“Yes, Europe is a country, sweetheart. France? Not a country – despite what you hear in the news … or pretty much anywhere. Let’s talk about your musical career now. Say, you know you’re a shooting star? Yes, and how long can you kneel for?“
Jeff Foxworthy expands on the MENSA madness with saying “Hungary – like ‘I’m hungry!’” Yes Jeff, exactly like it sounds. The ‘a’ doesn’t mean a thing. Every person in Hungary is called a ‘hungrian’, cause they’re all hungry. For Turkey.
It’s the nation’s mantra, really. In fact, this is the flag of Hungary:
Mock the poor girl for being a retard, Jeff, because she deserves it for passing notes in class when she should have been listening to the stuff that would have made her not sound like a complete moron on national television – but when you’re the presenter of a show about ’smarts’, you might also want to rise like cream above everyone that’s on the show.
Okay, no. No, Kellie Pickler is NOT the sharpest knife in the drawer, but, dammit, God, I love her anyway. I hate her music, but I love it when she talks. She reminds me of Goldie Hawn. So sue me.
She reminds me of how it sucks to be quasi-ugly and how if I were as stupid as that, I’d be euthanized!
She’s cute so she can be stupid if she wants.
Try and be more cute Poo!
Listen closely to both of the accents. The stereotype rings true a whole lot.
I love stupid people! They both entertain and scare me. Celebs that are stupid make for even more fun than the regular tards you find around town.
I thought the people in Hungary were called Magyars.
I think not knowing Hungary is dumb but not knowing FRANCE is a country and thinking EUROPE is a country is hilariously dumb. How does a person get through life without picking up that information? Even retarded people know France is a country. Southern blonde singers, not so much.
Holy fucking dumb. Just wow.