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HHoly Shit! Joe Jackson even pimped *my* ass!I

Written by God on Saturday, July 11, 2009 — 5 Comments

Over the last few days since my Jackson Family post, my website hit count has gone bonkers.

Thousands of visitors from around the globe are flocking to this blog in search of Joe Jackson images.joe jackson search

Turns out Joe Jackson also is gonna make me famous.  I just hope he doesn’t beat me.  (Or bone me.)

And what’s up with the Robert Stack weirdo?  Frikking all-caps Billy Mays shouting crazypants.

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5 Comments to “Holy Shit! Joe Jackson even pimped *my* ass!”

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  1. Soda and Candy's Gravatar Soda and Candy
    Saturday, July 11, 2009 at 8:29 PM | Permalink

    The real question is, why would anyone want to look at joe jackson?

  2. Skylers Dad's Gravatar Skylers Dad
    Saturday, July 11, 2009 at 9:26 PM | Permalink

    He he he, Robert Stack – “Get me Rex Kramer!”

  3. Cora's Gravatar Cora
    Sunday, July 12, 2009 at 9:46 AM | Permalink

    I’m with Soda, who in their right mind would want to see pictures of Joe Jackson on purpose?

  4. Dog Breath's Gravatar Dog Breath
    Sunday, July 12, 2009 at 7:00 PM | Permalink

    Jo Jackson is the only one that can make Clarence Thomas go “DAMN SON!”.

  5. ECD's Gravatar ECD
    Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 3:26 PM | Permalink

    They were probably looking for “Stepping Out” Joe Jackson, not “I look like a black Jabba the Hutt” Joe Jackson.

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