Comments on: How the sun bleaches out sensibility

By: Dog Breath

Dog Breath — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:21:13 +0000

That’s why I carry used syringes and scatter them for a few yards around my spot.

By: Cameron

Cameron — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:24:11 +0000

You know what I like to do in a situation like that?

By: Scope

Scope — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 23:04:41 +0000

SomeGuy, if you’d taken Jesus into your heart, you wouldn’t be in HELL, so those are just idiots out to torment you.

By: Fancy

Fancy — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:00:53 +0000

They moved your chairs? And you didn’t smite them with lightning? What kind of a God are you after all?

By: Vegetable Assassin

Vegetable Assassin — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:24:47 +0000

I have one word: Speedos.

By: Soda & Candy

Soda & Candy — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 16:31:18 +0000

Oh god I hate people like that.

They moved your chairs???!!! Stabbing time.

By: Skylers Dad

Skylers Dad — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:58:53 +0000

I have found that while on a beach, nothing clears out the crowd around me like good old projectile vomiting.

By: Candice

Candice — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:39:13 +0000

I’m not a fan of crowded places either.

Next time you are intruded upon by rude strangers, just act in a way that will scare them off. Begin to loudly talk about that time you murdered that baby. Or perhaps you could just fart… repeatedly. Maybe that would gotten rid of them?

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:50:20 +0000

Wow. Your hell is pretty much the same as mine. In yours, are each of those people coming up to you to ask if you’ve taken Jesus Christ into your heart? In mine they are.

By: mjenks

mjenks — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 13:39:36 +0000

Was there any porn being shot on the beach?