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Senator Manning: I have a question… |
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Senator Kenney: Yes? |
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Senator Manning: Does the subcommittee’s ruling supersede the rulings of our committee? |
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Senator Kenney: You’re out of order. |
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Senator Manning: What the hell y’talking aboot? I just had a simple question! |
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Senator Kenney: There are no questions now, the motion has been passed and … |
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Senator Manning: You just said I could ask a question! What the hell, we’re not allowed to ask a simple question? |
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Senator Tkatchuk: What the? He just had a simple question! Fuck this shit! Hey buddy, fuck you! |
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Senator Kenney: He’s out of order too… Senator Tkatchuk is out of order. |
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Senator Manning: Wait wait wait here, I’m drunk, I’m tired, and I’m going to punch someone in the fucking face, buddy, if I can’t ask my question. |
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Senator Tkatchuk: Let him ask his question! |
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Senator Kenney: I’m sorry – the motion has been passed, I’ve already ruled tha….shut off their microphones please… |
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Senator Tkatchuk: Fuck this shit, it’s time to MORPH! |
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Senator Manning: Yeah buddy, let’s morph up! Who’s in favour of morphing up? Let’s have a vote! |
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Senator Kenney [to clerk]: They can’t morph up now, can they? We already voted “No morphing” last week, check the records. |
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Senator Tkatchuk: Fuck this committee and it’s votes, we’re morphing NOW! Vote up! |
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Senator Day: Nay. |
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Senator Manning: Morphing now! |
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Mecha Master: Mecha Master FORMED! Now, let’s rescind this motion and ask our question! |
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Senator Kenney: Oh this is totally against the rules. *I* am the chairman! |
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Mecha Master: RRRRAAARGH!!! Can we ask our question now? |
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Senator Kenney: Alright, I guess I have no choice. Ask your question then. |
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Mecha Master: Does the subcommittee’s ruling supersede the rulings of our committee? |
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Senator Kenney: Bastards. No, we have the final say, the moral majority of this committee supersedes a three member committee. |
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Mecha Master: Okay, just checking. |
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If the chair is out of order, then sit on the damn floor.
Ah Canadians.
So fucking polite.
Dog Breath: Mr Poo you are out of order!
Dog Breath: [Morphing into the ghost of Johnny Cochran]