I don’t know what it is about the ocean that calls to other people’s souls. I’ve never got it. It seems irrelevant to me.
When I’m at the ocean, I’m usually just looking inland, like “Hey, there’s a nice [forest] [mountain] [river] [porn movie].” I mean, heck, there’s interesting stuff to see on dry land.
Sometimes I look along the coast too, like “Hey, there’s a nice shoreline,” or “Hey, a hermit crab!” or, “Someone probably filmed a porno on this beach at some point.”
But when I look out to the ocean, I see a bunch of water and think, “There’s probably fucking squid out there.”
Here’s how I see things:
| OCEAN | ANYWHERE OTHER THAN THE OCEAN |
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| Water and squid. | Interesting shit. |
Yes, the ocean is for other people, not for me. I’m a land man.
I’ve noticed a severe lack of underwater porn being made these days.
Oh, I am totally a coastal dweller. I could never live too far away from water.
Even though I barely ever go to it, I just have to know it’s there!
The problem with all that Ocean is that you just know that fish are fucking in it.
Hmmm…methinks that the mixture of ocean and seashore like this is what ultimately led to Japanese Tentacle Porn.
Either that, or someone tried filming a porn in the ocean and a squid slipped in there and ruined the shot and then the director was like “shit, what am I going to do now?” And then in a moment of alacrity, he was like “I’ll market it to the Japanese; they’ll masturbate to anything!“
Water is handy for making Diet Pepsi.
If they made the ocean out of it, I would visit it more often.
I like going to the ocean, I just don’t really like going in to the ocean.
Yes, some people are called by the sea.
And some people are called by Xyraxians
Hearing voices that no one else can is always the first step down the road toward a very ugly destination.
Funny, I like going IN the ocean without going TO the ocean.
It is really really hard.
You are overlooking the potential for mermaid porn. Just sayin’.